Velocirapture

The long-prophesied Second Coming of Raptor Jesus.

Repent, sinners and slow-moving herbivores, for the Velocirapture is upon you

by bravesirrobert November 7, 2007

Velocirapture

The day when the Velociraptors come back to bring peace to this world.

Hey Timmy did you see joseph do the summoning ritual? he's going to bring forth the Velocirapture

by GIMOOSH February 18, 2022

VelociRapture

(veh-loss-ih-RAP-chur)

The speed at which the Apocalypse accelerates;

History repeating itself to the time when the Dinosaurs were annihilated and Earth reconstructed itself;

Jesus Christ comes back as a Velociraptor and devours all of mankind;

29But immediately after the tribulation of those days the sun shall be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken: 30and then shall appear the sign of the VelociRapture in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Velociraptor riding on the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. 31And he shall send forth his Microraptors with a great sound of a battle cry, and they shall gather together his elect from the gates of Jurassic Heaven, from one end of Earth to the other.

by Sinful Divinity April 4, 2011

Velosarapture

A giant creature that lurks in the night to feed on dead souls, specifically; fans of the Twilight series.

The velosarapture took the souls of every Twilight series fan in history while they were sleeping.

by Velosarapture July 21, 2014

Velociraptor

Velociraptors are the most intelligent species of dinosaurs. 12,000 years ago, they built high-tech civilizations and were far more advanced than humans are today. However, their version of the Cold War forced most of the velociraptors to escape into space once a high caliber explosive was sent their way. Being such an advanced civilization, the velocirators were able to survive in space and travel from planet to planet. This explosive was responsible for the extinction of every dinosaur (except for the velociraptors, of course). Although the other extremely-advanced velociraptors blamed the explosion on a meteorite, they died from starvation and life was restarted. Now, there are space dinosaurs.

"I met a velociraptor"

by Pie Stealer May 16, 2014

velociraptor

The dinosaur version of a ninja. Once you see one of these things, you're pretty much screwed.

Holy shit! A velociraptor! Everybody run!

by rossdwp March 10, 2009

sexual velociraptor

A girl that makes her move fast and quick, leaving you saying 'clever girl'.

Dude 1: Emma's already leaving the party with that dude? she only met him 5 minutes ago.

Dude 2: yeah man, shes a total sexual velociraptor.

Dude 1: Clever girl

by SexyDinosaur January 30, 2017