Velocile 

A word that has been used in many a conversation,
it is often refered to as the 'V' word.

The definition is up to you to find out what it is,
just whatever you do,
don't go to google images for it!

There is one boy who did,
not to mention any specific names,
MIKE!

They had to pump his stomach out it created so much extra puke.

Mike is a non velocile whore.

Velocile by Daniel DiDonato November 16, 2007

Rotational Velocidensity

Rotational velocidensity affects all audio files encoded with lossy compression. These include mp3, aac, and ogg.

The most notable effect of rotational velocidensity is the loss of bitrate in files. A lossy audio file will lose an average of 12kbps a year. But, this can vary greatly depending on the type of storage media used.

Examples:

SATA HDD: ~12kbps
IDE HDD: ~15kbps
SCSI HDD: ~7kbps
DVD: ~16kbps
CD-R/RW: >21kbps

This can be overcome by compressing audio using lossless formats such as FLAC, APE, or TTA. These formats are designed to never lose quality over time, and will sound the same right now as they will in 10 years.

Josh found some old MP3s he used to listen to in high school. But was disappointed when they had degraded from 256kbps down to 64kbps due to Rotational Velocidensity.

Rotational Velocidensity by muza November 28, 2011

Velocilover 

One who adores, is fond of, or loves velociraptors. Generally, velocilovers enjoy deadly claws, bacon, and bareback riding raptors.

I first became a velocilover when I watched the raptors from Jurassic Park chase the two children around the kitchen.

Velocilover by Velocilover January 16, 2010

velocilepsy

a twitchy dance move favored by alt and art-rock singers. tuck your arms in like a velociraptor or tyrannasaurus, roll your eyes back, hang your mouth open, and throw a seizure to keep yourself busy while lead guitar does their thing.

buddy: "man thom yorke's got velocilepsy eh?"
guy: "yeah i heard he caught it off that dude from the tragically hip"

velocilepsy by #three July 4, 2008

Velociserfdom 

When a city encourages people to ride bikes to help control traffic problems, but instead of giving a tax break to people that buy bikes, they create public bike rental programs in the downtown core in order to leech even more money off of the populace.

Ralph: "Ever try those BIXI bikes in downtown Montreal, they are everywhere, and real cheap to use"

Jean-Claude: Are you nuts, the taxpayer is paying for these things whether they are used or not, it is real Velociserfdom man, we are all slaves to this BS!!"

Velociserfdom by pmbear June 21, 2011

Velocitesticularasphixiation 

When a man jumps into cold water and his testicles drag race up the body and collide in the esophegous and he chokes.

"dude Jimmy is suffering from velocitesticularasphixiation after jumping into that cold pool, give the brother some room to breath"

Velocitesticularasphixiation by Mr Sexified June 1, 2016

velociperiority 

n. The affect or emotion experienced upon viewing a traffic jam on the opposite side of the freeway, while you yourself zip along at (or above) the speed limit.

I felt the velociperiority wash over me in waves as I sped by the sorry bastards standing still on the southbound 405.

velociperiority by CeeLuck September 15, 2010