Definitions by rossdwp

abs of flab

thick, hard, impenetrable flab on one's stomach.

marvin broke his hand trying to punch my abs of flab.

abs of flab by rossdwp March 30, 2009

that's what the bishop said to the choir boy 

a phrase added after an innocent comment to make it sexual, referencing the fact that almost everyone in the catholic church is a pedophile.
used in the same context as the widespread that's what she said innuendo.

- I really pumped that one out!
- THAT'S WHAT THE BISHOP SAID TO THE CHOIR BOY!

that's what the bishop said to the choir boy by rossdwp March 30, 2009

condom fight 

a fight between two or more people with water-filled condoms. similar to a water balloon fight, but using rubbers.

Shit, I got covered in lube and water in that condom fight.

condom fight by rossdwp March 27, 2009

velociraptor 

The dinosaur version of a ninja. Once you see one of these things, you're pretty much screwed.

Holy shit! A velociraptor! Everybody run!

velociraptor by rossdwp March 10, 2009