condom fight

a fight between two or more people with water-filled condoms. similar to a water balloon fight, but using rubbers.

Shit, I got covered in lube and water in that condom fight.

by rossdwp March 26, 2009

velociraptor

The dinosaur version of a ninja. Once you see one of these things, you're pretty much screwed.

Holy shit! A velociraptor! Everybody run!

by rossdwp March 10, 2009

that's what the bishop said to the choir boy

a phrase added after an innocent comment to make it sexual, referencing the fact that almost everyone in the catholic church is a pedophile.
used in the same context as the widespread that's what she said innuendo.

- I really pumped that one out!
- THAT'S WHAT THE BISHOP SAID TO THE CHOIR BOY!

by rossdwp March 30, 2009

abs of flab

thick, hard, impenetrable flab on one's stomach.

marvin broke his hand trying to punch my abs of flab.

by rossdwp March 30, 2009