velocirapist
(n.)
Velocirapist (/vɨˈlɒsɨræpəst/; meaning "swift rapist") is a genus of dromaeosaurid theropod dinosaur [rapist that lived approximately 75 to 71 million years ago during the later part of the [Cretaceous [Period.
Smaller than other dromaeosaurids like Molestosaurus and Roofiehycthys, Velocirapist nevertheless shared many of the same [anatomical features. It was a [bipedal, [feathered [rapist with a long tail and an enlarged sickle-shaped [phallus, which is thought to have been used to [rape its [prey.
Velocirapist (/vɨˈlɒsɨræpəst/; meaning "swift rapist") is a genus of dromaeosaurid theropod dinosaur [rapist that lived approximately 75 to 71 million years ago during the later part of the [Cretaceous [Period.
Smaller than other dromaeosaurids like Molestosaurus and Roofiehycthys, Velocirapist nevertheless shared many of the same [anatomical features. It was a [bipedal, [feathered [rapist with a long tail and an enlarged sickle-shaped [phallus, which is thought to have been used to [rape its [prey.
A [turkey, huh? OK, try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex - he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velocirapist. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the [rape comes. Not from the front, but from behind, from the other two rapists you didn't even know were there. Because Velocirapist's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated rape patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... A six-inch retractable phallus. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He pounds at you here, or here...
velocirapist by Neon Hotsie December 18, 2013
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