velocirapist 

(n.)
Velocirapist (/vɨˈlɒsɨræpəst/; meaning "swift rapist") is a genus of dromaeosaurid theropod [dinosaur rapist that lived approximately [75 to 71 million years ago during the later part of the Cretaceous Period. Smaller than other dromaeosaurids like Molestosaurus and Roofiehycthys, Velocirapist nevertheless shared many of the same [anatomical features. It was a [bipedal, [feathered [rapist with a long tail and an enlarged sickle-shaped [phallus, which is thought to have been used to [[rape its [prey.

A [turkey, huh? OK, try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex - he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velocirapist. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the [rape comes. Not from the front, but from behind, from the other two rapists you didn't even know were there. Because Velocirapist's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated rape patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... A six-inch retractable phallus. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He pounds at you here, or here...

velocirapist by Neon Hotsie December 18, 2013

Velocirapstar

Noun, slang

Not a velociraptor with a sense of quality music, as the name might suggest, but a girl singing high pitched karaoke. Often used as a mating call.

"Wow, those screeches must come from a nearby velocirapstar. We better get out of here before it tries to mate with us."

Velocirapstar by Please:Don't May 19, 2014

Velocirapt 

(v.) To express doing something that requires an intense amount of energy and brain power. It can be used in all matters and forms, ranging from simple day-to-day activities to more profound undertakings.

Tara: Dan, I woke up this morning and immediately velocirapted out of bed!

Dan: Whoa! That's crazy talk!

Velocirapt by mr.bojangles4251 December 17, 2011

velocirapetor 

a fleet-footed, sex obsessed carnivore who doesn't know fear.

dude, i think i see a velocirapetor hiding in those bushes.

velocirapetor by Alzabo November 22, 2013

Velocirasta

An Olympic class Jamaican sprinter.

Coach No. 1: Wow! That Usain Bolt can sure run fast.
Coach No. 2: Yep! He is a velocirasta.

Velocirasta by Mojo1962 December 14, 2013