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Dont get on the wrong side of a velissa... when she is in a good mood everybody loves her she will give you her last and do without but she gets crazy when she is low on cash she love her family and will do anything for her love ones

I want a person love me like velissa

velissa by Itzdemonia November 23, 2021

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velisha

Aaid back woman that helps anyone to extreme but expects loyalty back. Very sexual active and lives to cuddle...

Velisha is one bad woman.

velisha by Hot mama with action December 16, 2016

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Valissa

a sexy, intelligent, and fun-loving person to be around. Often found in the south (Florida). You would be very lucky to find yourself with this kind of person.

Amazing body to match her wonderful personality. Usually paired nicely with a {Chris}.

"That girl is so smoking hot and funny, she's a total {Valissa}!"

Valissa by M. Sop February 4, 2010

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Verissa

A strong person, a leader, honest, caring, reliable the best friend anyone could ask for!

I have the best Verissa around.

Verissa by itsmekandy February 3, 2010

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Velisha

She is a badass and a strong woman. She can sexy, hot, stunning and at the same time caring, loving and really helpful. I'd love to be with that Woman for the rest of my living years. She'll be the best thing ever happened to Me, my entire Life. I'd give her all of Love and my Life just to be with Her.

I'd love to be with that girl named, Velisha🖤

Velisha by Hashirama Blade July 15, 2022

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VeLisa

Funny, too nice, smiley and outgoing. People constantly ask her if she's drunk. Fitness is her thing but not as important as coffee. Very creative/artistic. Really bad at telling jokes.

That girl VeLisa has got to be drunk. She told so many bad jokes in her fitness class. Maybe she's just high on coffee. Did you see all of those empty Starbucks cups on the floor at her feet ?

VeLisa by VeLiscious December 21, 2016

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The velissarios approach

When someone (clearly a dumb and confused man) is trying to communicate with you in a weird passive aggressive way.
Sending you mb or challenging you in fb quizzes without actually speaking to you

Is he pulling a VA on you???

That's so VA (the velissarios approach) of him!

The velissarios approach by Ebcate January 16, 2019

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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