Velislav

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Its defined as a beautiful Bulgarian name.
The person holding that name probably has the most enormous penis you’ll ever see.

Man, stop dragging that snake around!
-I can’t man ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
-Fuck you, Velislav

Velislav by rns21 November 20, 2021

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Velislav

It’s a beautiful name that only a few can handle. People also call them Velko for short. You can spot a person with that name just by looking at their crotch. People named Velislav/Velko carry a 12 gauge shotgun in their pants.

Velislav throw that schlong over your shoulder! It’s dragging all over the ground.
-¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Velislav by rns21 November 20, 2021

Related Words

Velislava • Velislav • vilislav • Venislava

Velislav

Amazing guy who is a Footballer at PFC Montana he plays left/right winger and central forward,girls loves him so much he is so attractive and is a good guy

THE GOAT VELISLAV CVETANOV SCORES AGAIN FOR PFC MONTANA

Velislav by Taina obojatelka November 21, 2021

Velislava

Velislava by Bbaan November 20, 2021

Velislava

Name of a beautiful and smart girl with stunning fat ass. Girls named like that are wifey material.

Bro, yesterday I met that bitch named Velislava, she’s Bulgarian and I think I fell in love.

Velislava by Vanilla ice 2.0 November 21, 2021

Velislava

She is very cool, sexy, she wants one boy, but he doesn’t want her back, maybe🤷🏼 ♀️. She is smartest.

You: Hey, ti si onazi ovca
Me:Yes, I am
You:Mainata ti, Velislava

Velislava by BulgarkA November 21, 2021

Velislava

With one word - Queen!

Velislava: Hey!
Guy: *falls in love immediately*

Velislava by anonymous November 21, 2021

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026