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A beautiful and popular person who don’t fear anything she great at sex back and front she don’t give a fuck about anyone. She is the freakiest person you will ever meet and would want to keep Everyone wants to be her yet they can’t. Men adores her and always want her in bed. She has many sugar daddies. She freaky as fuck one of the freakiest puta ever known. Men love her in bed #fist #fourfingers
That girl Velanda has a nice body. Man I loved her in bed it lasted 1 hour💩🍆 all I heard was clapping and her voice hella good.

Vilandas 

A Jewish child that survived the Holocoust by absorbing the gas into his body. Legend has it that his immune system is completely glitched so his HP is maxed out. He folds his arms as a form of defence and begins to stare bleakely into the onlooker of his victims. Another popular method of his torture is to duplicate himself many times eventually leading to the slow and painful descent into insanity.
Fam, he survived a heart attack, a stroke, ass cancer AND a fucking nuke? He's definitely a Vilandas, his immune system is fucking glitched.
Vilandas by eimis95 November 22, 2016
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veranda over the toy shop 

slang from Oz... Australia, describing a big belly.
Crickey! he's got quite the veranda over the toy shop.
Velana is one of the best people you will ever meet. there’s only about 5 Velanas in the world, and then theyre all pure beauty and intelligence. Velana gets scared really easily but can be scary when she wants to. she’s a small-ass bitch but that’s what makes her special :) if you find a Velana, marry her immediately or you’ll regret it forever.
Girl1: OMG WHO IS THAT BEAUTIFUL FETUS
Girl2: omg that’s just Velana she’s so pretty and smart and i want to be like her.
Girl1: omg me too!!!
Velana by anonymouspotato266 October 30, 2019
Pertaining to the african american male that rules the street of Palisades Park.
Better watch out or Velardage will take your families gold.
Velardage by Joe Velardo August 10, 2006

Social On The Veranda 

A new, young upcoming Australian band that plays indie rock music who just released their debut EP 'Caught In The Chaos.'
Conor: Yo man, you coming to the gig this friday?
Jacob: who's playing bro?
Conor: Social On The Veranda brother they're pretty good
Jacob: nice one bruv i'll definitely get down to see them legends!
Social On The Veranda by j4c0b October 16, 2017

Luisa Velandia 

You can always count on Luisa be there when you need it. She is the innocent child of the group, but we know there's a dark side to her😈. She is beautiful in every way with her black hair and dark brown eyes. Luisa is amazing in everything she does without even realizing it. Her friends admire her for her positivity and perseverance.
Person #1: Let's go to the movies today.
Person #2: Sure, but we gotta call Luisa Velandia to come with us.
Person #1: LUIIIIISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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