velanda

A beautiful and popular person who don’t fear anything she great at sex back and front she don’t give a fuck about anyone. She is the freakiest person you will ever meet and would want to keep Everyone wants to be her yet they can’t. Men adores her and always want her in bed. She has many sugar daddies. She freaky as fuck one of the freakiest puta ever known. Men love her in bed #fist #fourfingers

That girl Velanda has a nice body. Man I loved her in bed it lasted 1 hour💦🍆 all I heard was clapping and her voice hella good.

by Thegirlya’llwanna_be09 April 12, 2019

Vilandas

A Jewish child that survived the Holocoust by absorbing the gas into his body. Legend has it that his immune system is completely glitched so his HP is maxed out. He folds his arms as a form of defence and begins to stare bleakely into the onlooker of his victims. Another popular method of his torture is to duplicate himself many times eventually leading to the slow and painful descent into insanity.

Fam, he survived a heart attack, a stroke, ass cancer AND a fucking nuke? He's definitely a Vilandas, his immune system is fucking glitched.

by eimis95 November 22, 2016

veranda over the toy shop

slang from Oz... Australia, describing a big belly.

Crickey! he's got quite the veranda over the toy shop.

by Alpino July 28, 2010

Velana

Velana is one of the best people you will ever meet. there’s only about 5 Velanas in the world, and then theyre all pure beauty and intelligence. Velana gets scared really easily but can be scary when she wants to. she’s a small-ass bitch but that’s what makes her special :) if you find a Velana, marry her immediately or you’ll regret it forever.

Girl1: OMG WHO IS THAT BEAUTIFUL FETUS
Girl2: omg that’s just Velana she’s so pretty and smart and i want to be like her.
Girl1: omg me too!!!

by anonymouspotato266 October 30, 2019

Velardage

Pertaining to the african american male that rules the street of Palisades Park.

Better watch out or Velardage will take your families gold.

by Joe Velardo August 10, 2006

Social On The Veranda

A new, young upcoming Australian band that plays indie rock music who just released their debut EP 'Caught In The Chaos.'

Conor: Yo man, you coming to the gig this friday?
Jacob: who's playing bro?
Conor: Social On The Veranda brother they're pretty good
Jacob: nice one bruv i'll definitely get down to see them legends!

by j4c0b October 16, 2017

Luisa Velandia

You can always count on Luisa be there when you need it. She is the innocent child of the group, but we know there's a dark side to her😈. She is beautiful in every way with her black hair and dark brown eyes. Luisa is amazing in everything she does without even realizing it. Her friends admire her for her positivity and perseverance.

Person #1: Let's go to the movies today.
Person #2: Sure, but we gotta call Luisa Velandia to come with us.
Person #1: LUIIIIISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

by friedchicken12345 May 28, 2017