veladas
last name of a cute, caring and sexy guy. he smell great all the time, he cares and he makes you smile even though sometimes he can be very stuborn.
veladas by ayeisthatjusten February 23, 2017
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Vladasmear Poopin
The Vladasmear Poopin (vlad-a-smear poo-pin)
To masterbate (jerk off) with a hand full of feces (poo, shit, crap etc.)
Sometimes refered to as the Adolf Shitler ( a-dolf shit-ler)
or the Shitler
Origin:
The Vladasmear Poopin is a masterbation technique that was founded on the South A sort asile of UPS in Horsham Pennsylvania during twilight shift (6pm-9:30pm). An employee, a rather odd fellow was struck with a bout of irritable syndrome. Knowing that he had no time to make it to the restroom he simply cupped his hand and did his best to contain his bowel movement. Previously during the evening he complained of stomach irritation from the consumption of tacos and hot sauce. Whilst having his hand full of feces he continued to the restroom where upon arrival he began to masterbate with the hand full of feces.
To masterbate (jerk off) with a hand full of feces (poo, shit, crap etc.)
Sometimes refered to as the Adolf Shitler ( a-dolf shit-ler)
or the Shitler
Origin:
The Vladasmear Poopin is a masterbation technique that was founded on the South A sort asile of UPS in Horsham Pennsylvania during twilight shift (6pm-9:30pm). An employee, a rather odd fellow was struck with a bout of irritable syndrome. Knowing that he had no time to make it to the restroom he simply cupped his hand and did his best to contain his bowel movement. Previously during the evening he complained of stomach irritation from the consumption of tacos and hot sauce. Whilst having his hand full of feces he continued to the restroom where upon arrival he began to masterbate with the hand full of feces.
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Vladasmear Poopin by King Philly July 10, 2009
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Vladas Carrot (Kaupas)
Vladas is a name which means "gay" in URDU and PUNJABI.
Vladas Carrot is a Lithuanian child pornography poster, and professional on it, who is fat and has no pubes at 13, wanking in call, also in which he keeps kids in his basements until he gets a ransom, and he cannot even fit through his own shirt, with a visible credit card slider on his belly rolls.
Vladas Carrot is a Lithuanian child pornography poster, and professional on it, who is fat and has no pubes at 13, wanking in call, also in which he keeps kids in his basements until he gets a ransom, and he cannot even fit through his own shirt, with a visible credit card slider on his belly rolls.
Oh look, a Vladas Kaupas! What a gross thing!
Armandas is so much better, he is not a Vladas Carrot (Kaupas)!
Armandas is so much better, he is not a Vladas Carrot (Kaupas)!
Vladas Carrot (Kaupas) by KaKrKmKaKmKaKnKdKaKs July 24, 2023
Isaac valadas
Isaac is a boy which every girl likes. He has a big nose big lips but that doesn’t worry them. He normally has an Edgar cut and all girls love him! He’s mini Mike Tyson because he’s so good at boxing. If you see a Isaac run away because he will run after you with eagle toes
Isaac valadas by Valadas1221 February 12, 2023
Vladass
A chipper Russian male with a penchant for steroids, cheap vodka and casual violence. Attire will typically include tracksuit, knock-off gold and a man-bag.
"Er, Aleksander.. A two tonne slab of concrete just fell 100ft from tower block straight through roof of your car.. don't you think you should stop cleaning ice off windscreen now?"
"I thought you were getting me a beer?"
"Fuck man. You're a real Vladass.."
"I thought you were getting me a beer?"
"Fuck man. You're a real Vladass.."
Vladass by mistersimber November 24, 2020
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