Velana is one of the best people you will ever meet. there’s only about 5 Velanas in the world, and then theyre all pure beauty and intelligence. Velana gets scared really easily but can be scary when she wants to. she’s a small-ass bitch but that’s what makes her special :) if you find a Velana, marry her immediately or you’ll regret it forever.
Girl1: OMG WHO IS THAT BEAUTIFULFETUS Girl2: omg that’s just Velana she’s so pretty and smart and i want to be like her.
Girl1: omg me too!!!
A beautiful and popular person who don’t fear anything she great at sex back and front she don’t give a fuck about anyone. She is the freakiest person you will ever meet and would want to keep Everyone wants to be her yet they can’t. Men adores her and always want her in bed. She has many sugar daddies. She freaky as fuck one of the freakiest puta ever known. Men love her in bed #fist #fourfingers
That girl Velanda has a nice body. Man I loved her in bed it lasted 1 hour💦🍆 all I heard was clapping and her voice hella good.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.