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Pertaining to the african american male that rules the street of Palisades Park.
Better watch out or Velardage will take your families gold.
Velardage by Joe Velardo August 10, 2006
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People with this last name are so rare they are always kind, a lot of girls will fall for them but they will only fall for one. They will be shy when it comes to talking to girls.
Do you like every girl?
No man my last name is velarde
Velarde by Poshkan February 20, 2024
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Dana Velarde 

Dana Velarde is a funniest girl . She can sing, she's like a meme too , nope she's not famous . Mhm

That's it
Person 1 : You know who dana velarde is??
Person 2: YES! And she's a great person and super beautiful and kind!!!!
Person 1 : Now i wanted to be her friend!
Dana Velarde by JSJSHSHBS November 24, 2018

Oscar velarde 

They are really handsome but are really criko
Juan is almost like oscar velarde
Oscar velarde by Pepelguapo September 8, 2021

Josue Velarde 

Josue Velarde is a man who you just want to hop in bed with. A man who can get you horny In a second, one glance of this hot and you will be begging for a buttfuck.
Did you see Josue Velarde, I really want a buttfuck him. What a rigga.
Josue Velarde by Mr Gordon October 16, 2021
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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