vashing

To vash (in the present tense “vashing”) means to lazily masturbate (usually 120-200 strokes per second) to avoid doing tasks, chores, etc.

Meaning 1:

Person 1: “Dude, help me with my assignment!”

Person 2: “Nah, I ‘ont feel like it. I’m vashing right now.”

Person 1: “Bro, you lazy bitch.”

vashing by thebiggestvasher December 5, 2025

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Vashiner

Punching a girl in the vagina and leaving a bruise like a black eye.

Bitch stop acting up before I give you a Vashiner

Vashiner by Murphsausage May 16, 2011

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vashing • Vishing • Vashiner • vashnigyered • Vaushing • Vashigida • vashin • Vashina • Vashinda • Vashinee

vshing

To sleep or to go to sleep. Sometimes it means to nap

Damn im tired, i need to vsh.
When are we vshing

vshing by Dre1100 May 1, 2007

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vashnigyered

1. Drunk.
2. Shitfaced.
3. Smashed.
4. Wasted.
5. Cut.
6. Hammered.

7. Piss drunk.

Word appeared in robin hood men in tights

Robin Hood: Rabbi, you seem to be on the side of good. Will you come and share with us some of your wisdom, some of your council, and perhaps... some of your wine?
Merry Men snicker
Rabbi Tuckman: Wisdom and council, that's easy. But this is sacrimental wine! It's only used to bless things.
Merry Men: Awwwww...
Rabbi Tuckman: pauses Wait a minute! There's things here! There's rocks, there's trees, there's birds, there's squirrels. Come on, we'll bless them all until we get vashnigyered
drunk
Rabbi Tuckman: Join me!
Robin Hood: Let's hear it for the Rabbi!

vashnigyered by fishgoat August 23, 2011