vashing

To vash (in the present tense “vashing”) means to lazily masturbate (usually 120-200 strokes per second) to avoid doing tasks, chores, etc.

Meaning 1:

Person 1: “Dude, help me with my assignment!”

Person 2: “Nah, I ‘ont feel like it. I’m vashing right now.”

Person 1: “Bro, you lazy bitch.”

vashing by thebiggestvasher December 5, 2025

Vashiner 

Punching a girl in the vagina and leaving a bruise like a black eye.

Bitch stop acting up before I give you a Vashiner

Vashiner by Murphsausage May 16, 2011

vshing 

To sleep or to go to sleep. Sometimes it means to nap

Damn im tired, i need to vsh.
When are we vshing

vshing by Dre1100 May 1, 2007

vashnigyered 

1. Drunk.
2. Shitfaced.
3. Smashed.
4. Wasted.
5. Cut.
6. Hammered.

7. Piss drunk.

Word appeared in robin hood men in tights

Robin Hood: Rabbi, you seem to be on the side of good. Will you come and share with us some of your wisdom, some of your council, and perhaps... some of your wine?
Merry Men snicker
Rabbi Tuckman: Wisdom and council, that's easy. But this is sacrimental wine! It's only used to bless things.
Merry Men: Awwwww...
Rabbi Tuckman: pauses Wait a minute! There's things here! There's rocks, there's trees, there's birds, there's squirrels. Come on, we'll bless them all until we get vashnigyered
drunk
Rabbi Tuckman: Join me!
Robin Hood: Let's hear it for the Rabbi!

vashnigyered by fishgoat August 23, 2011

Veshing 

The act of getting into bed with a person of the opposite sex, getting completely naked but not having sex.

This has been a crazy weekend, I've met some of the hottest chicks but I've been Veshing it every night. So disappointing!

Veshing by blue balls steve July 11, 2011

Vaushing 

The act of justifying horrendous acts against children, usually under layers of "satire" and pseudointellectualism.

EDP445 was vaushing the other day.

Vaushing by LP426 November 19, 2020

vasting 

Where you eat as much as you can, all day long. Opposite of fasting.

dude 1: I'm trying to gain weight man.
dude 2: me too, we should start vasting.

vasting by mc_heindel June 16, 2011