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To vash (in the present tense “vashing”) means to lazily masturbate (usually 120-200 strokes per second) to avoid doing tasks, chores, etc.
Meaning 1:
Person 1: “Dude, help me with my assignment!”
Person 2: “Nah, I ‘ont feel like it. I’m vashing right now.”
Person 1: “Bro, you lazy bitch.”
Person 1: “Dude, help me with my assignment!”
Person 2: “Nah, I ‘ont feel like it. I’m vashing right now.”
Person 1: “Bro, you lazy bitch.”
by thebiggestvasher December 5, 2025
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