vanosh
My name is Vanosh
vanosh by Jamesgordon November 24, 2021
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Vanishing Pussy Syndrome
It’s when a woman ghosts you after first time sex. This is appreciated amongst most men statistically
Kabir: Did you get lucky with Jessica?
Imran: Yes. I’m also lucky that she pulled a vanishing pussy syndrome. I messaged her & nothing
Arjun: Sweet. I always have to do the george costanza break up routine. Yuk!
Imran: Yes. I’m also lucky that she pulled a vanishing pussy syndrome. I messaged her & nothing
Arjun: Sweet. I always have to do the george costanza break up routine. Yuk!
Vanishing Pussy Syndrome by rtalati January 25, 2022
Vanshower
A pack of blessings light upon thy back,
Whilst needs be I sit tight within my shack.
From the torrential rain this day I shrink and cower.
‘Tis the price one must pay as a dink in Vanshower.
Whilst needs be I sit tight within my shack.
From the torrential rain this day I shrink and cower.
‘Tis the price one must pay as a dink in Vanshower.
Vanshower by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 28, 2013
VanossGaming
A youtuber with over 20 million subscribers. Part of the Banana bus gang. Famous Hoodini joke critically acclaimed.
VanossGaming by Dance_sexy._.Be_sexier!! February 5, 2018
Vanshi
Generally a woman, so beautiful she is often misunderstood with the goddess Aphrodite(the Greek goddess of beauty and love). The literal meaning of vanshi is flute, which is metaphorically very accurate, because she is indeed as mellow as a flute in everything be it academics or sports. A girl named vanshi is perhaps the nicest person you will ever know, but will become your worst nightmare if you ever hurt her. She is definitely not the kind you want to mess around with, but the kind you want to be with for the rest of your life. If you ever come across a vanshi, letting her go would be the worst mistake of your life, because you will never find someone like her, ever.
Vanshika
Vanshika is the most beautiful girl you will ever find. She is kind and caring and very talented. Her voice is as sweet as honey and it will make many people jealous. She is flawless and has this creativity inside her that will help her bloom in the future. Her determination will take her to far lengths. Mostly she will find friends that will betray her but she wont lose hope in friendship. She will achieve great things in the future.
Vanshika by LolFallSmall November 2, 2018
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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