vanlondon

A hardcore gamer that can destroy you at any game.

My Nan is a vanlondon!

vanlondon by Yeetadoodlemynoodle April 24, 2019

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Vanlandingham's Curse

/Van-land-ing-ham's kərs/
noun
1.
a supernatural power inflicted on portly gentlemen of the surname causing excess body fat to be magically turned into penis length and girth after 12 o'clock PM Central Standard Time.

I'm sorry guys. I can't stay out too late, when the clock hits midnight, all this turns into dick. I have Vanlandingham's Curse.

Vanlandingham's Curse by Dj Razzle Dazzle December 23, 2020

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vanloon

A person with a very large cranium, and one testicle.

Dude stop studing chemisrty you damn vanloon.

vanloon by Zouling January 7, 2005

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Vanndon

a really fruity man who prefers not to tell people about his sexual orientation.

Looks like Eddie Izzard

Vanndon and his boyfriend live a secret life together in Hillcrest as "friends."

Vanndon by B&S4EVER June 27, 2010

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vanhoodonk

An African american faggot

wow this guys a real vanhoodonk

vanhoodonk by WiiSports#1 June 21, 2017

Vanlandingham

Micro penis

Hey did you hear about vanlandingham

The guy with the micro penis?

Yeah.

Vanlandingham by Bostoncreampies March 8, 2024

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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