vanlondon 

A hardcore gamer that can destroy you at any game.

My Nan is a vanlondon!

vanlondon by Yeetadoodlemynoodle April 24, 2019

Vanlandingham's Curse 

/Van-land-ing-ham's kərs/
noun
1.
a supernatural power inflicted on portly gentlemen of the surname causing excess body fat to be magically turned into penis length and girth after 12 o'clock PM Central Standard Time.

I'm sorry guys. I can't stay out too late, when the clock hits midnight, all this turns into dick. I have Vanlandingham's Curse.

Vanlandingham's Curse by Dj Razzle Dazzle December 23, 2020

vanloon 

A person with a very large cranium, and one testicle.

Dude stop studing chemisrty you damn vanloon.

vanloon by Zouling January 7, 2005

Vanndon 

a really fruity man who prefers not to tell people about his sexual orientation.

Looks like Eddie Izzard

Vanndon and his boyfriend live a secret life together in Hillcrest as "friends."

Vanndon by B&S4EVER June 27, 2010

vanhoodonk 

An African american faggot

wow this guys a real vanhoodonk

vanhoodonk by WiiSports#1 June 21, 2017

Vanlandingham 

Micro penis

Hey did you hear about vanlandingham

The guy with the micro penis?

Yeah.

Vanlandingham by Bostoncreampies March 8, 2024