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Vanlandingham's Curse 

/Van-land-ing-ham's kərs/
noun
1.
a supernatural power inflicted on portly gentlemen of the surname causing excess body fat to be magically turned into penis length and girth after 12 o'clock PM Central Standard Time.
I'm sorry guys. I can't stay out too late, when the clock hits midnight, all this turns into dick. I have Vanlandingham's Curse.
A person with a very large cranium, and one testicle.
Dude stop studing chemisrty you damn vanloon.
vanloon by Zouling January 7, 2005
a really fruity man who prefers not to tell people about his sexual orientation.

Looks like Eddie Izzard
Vanndon and his boyfriend live a secret life together in Hillcrest as "friends."
Vanndon by B&S4EVER June 27, 2010

vanhoodonk 

An African american faggot
wow this guys a real vanhoodonk
vanhoodonk by WiiSports#1 June 21, 2017

Vanlandingham 

Hey did you hear about vanlandingham

The guy with the micro penis?

Yeah.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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