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Carl van Loon
Carl van Loon by Michigan smitsers November 13, 2011
Valoon
The most awesome clan of people to walk this earth. They have allies of great powers and are ninjas and wizards that never fail.
Valoon by ShiloofRepo!TGO June 21, 2011
Valloon
A valloon is the act of filling a partner's vaginal canal with air from your mouth, then, either tickling or poking her stomach, forcing her into an exaggerated queef.
Steps:
1. Seal open mouth to the vulva, ensuring vagina is open for air intake.
2. Exhale deeply, filling the cavity with ample air.
3. Close labia with tongue.
4. Poke or tickle; make partner laugh.
5. Enjoy or criticize at leisure.
Tips* This maneuver is easily accomplished while giving cunninglus or the like.
Steps:
1. Seal open mouth to the vulva, ensuring vagina is open for air intake.
2. Exhale deeply, filling the cavity with ample air.
3. Close labia with tongue.
4. Poke or tickle; make partner laugh.
5. Enjoy or criticize at leisure.
Tips* This maneuver is easily accomplished while giving cunninglus or the like.
valoon
To show someone your crotchular region without anything covering it, whether intentional or not.
(it's like mooning someone, or flashing someone)
(it's like mooning someone, or flashing someone)
valoon by Cassy Gebben June 11, 2006
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