A Micro penis is a penis of one inch or less. Men with Micro penises have been cursed by god. In most cases for good reason. Men with micro penises are easily identifiable by their weak jaw lines, small hands, and erratic behavior.
A man with micro penis would start a war for his personal vanity, like the 2022 war in Ukraine or attempt a coup against American Democracy over hurt feelings because of a lost election like what happened on January 6 2021.
by IronMikey April 4, 2023
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A part of the male genitalia which requires tweezers and a magnifying glass to see.
Dude, do you need some help finding your micro penis in order to take a piss?
by Mick282 January 18, 2004
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A penis measuring less than 1cm when erect. There is no shaft, just a small nob connected to your pelvic region.
"There has only ever been a few micro penis' ever discovered."
by Diego August 21, 2003
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A penis so small that anyone who saw one would laugh hysterically. 3 inches or smaller in erect size. Very puny and pathetic looking. Maybe not even visible, or just a head of a penis visible.
My dick is a very very small dick. 2.5 inches in length when erect. Ive always had a tiny penis and have always been laughed at and ridiculed. I cant really have sex because its too small, and because women wont have sex with me cos they cant feel anything. All of this is because i have a micro penis!
by gaz1 November 18, 2005
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A penis that is less than 3 inches long.
Dude, Adam showed me a picture of his junk. He has a micro penis!
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an abnormally small penis, usually under 2 inches long, tends to explode after 7 years much in the same way as a micro-pig.
wow your boyfriends got a micro-penis, hasn't it exploded yet?
by dinss February 27, 2010
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