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Vanlandingham by Bostoncreampies March 8, 2024
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Vanlandingham's Curse
/Van-land-ing-ham's kərs/
noun
1.
a supernatural power inflicted on portly gentlemen of the surname causing excess body fat to be magically turned into penis length and girth after 12 o'clock PM Central Standard Time.
noun
1.
a supernatural power inflicted on portly gentlemen of the surname causing excess body fat to be magically turned into penis length and girth after 12 o'clock PM Central Standard Time.
I'm sorry guys. I can't stay out too late, when the clock hits midnight, all this turns into dick. I have Vanlandingham's Curse.
Vanlandingham's Curse by Dj Razzle Dazzle December 23, 2020
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BE my valentine HAiley Vandlandingham!
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ankle biter
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To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
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And so on.
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Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
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