valvium

a term used to describe Valve's hardware and its quality control. best seen with the Valve Index and its controllers.

Ben: "hey man i gotta RMA my Index controllers they're fucking up again"
Tristan: "valvium moment"

valvium by b2048 March 23, 2023

friendship valium 

That warm, fuzzy, relaxed feeling you get when you spend time with a good friend you haven't seen in a very long time.

I was on friendship valium when I saw Sara at the wedding.

friendship valium by smileyy December 21, 2012

Poor Mans Valium 

Is to masterbate in the helps of relaxing

I was soo stressed last night i took some poor mans valium to sleep

Poor Mans Valium by Kriix June 4, 2009

Vallium 

The much cooler way of spelling Valium. It's a pill to help you relax. It is a benzo (benzodiazepine). The dose is 2 to 10mg taken 2 to 4 times a day. For added relaxation, you can combine it with Kratom. Vallium can become addictive. If you combine it with alcohol (ethanol, deathanol), you will black out.

Alex: I took 5mg of Vallium and now I'm relaxed.

Steve: Don't you mean Valium?

Alex: It's Vallium dumbass! No one says Valium anymore! Are you a Pasbt Blue Ribbon drinking hipster who uses apple products with no headphone jack!!!?

Steve: *hides apple phone and Pabst Blue Ribbon!

Steve: No?

Vallium by CognitiveFuel December 7, 2022

valium 

A pill taken to make you feel lose and happy. Puts you out of it for a really long time. You can forget alot too.. 4 days will go by so fast and you'll think its been one big day. Makes you pretty stupid and sticks with you for a while maybe 3 days. Also if you take any other things (booze, pot, etc.) it will like react to it. You can get drunk fast as hell.

" I took valium & am pretty out of it"

valium by Ann August 16, 2004

Vallium 

Vallium is the cooler way to spell Valium. It's a benzodiazepine (or benzo for short) which relaxes you. They are prescribed by a doctor for anxiety when other medications fail. Vallium can become pretty addictive, so use responsibly. Do not combine it with alcohol (ethanol).

I took a vallium pill and now I'm not anxious anymore. I am relaxed.

Vallium by HawaiianPunch1 December 6, 2022

Stumble Valium 

After hours (sometimes minutes) of Stumbling (StumbleUpon) through crap and finding something actually funny.

It combats Stumble Depression which is what you suffer while waiting for something good.

"Man work sucks today, I've been Stumbling for half an hour now and all I'm getting is 10 ways to improve shite"!

"I feel so bad for you right now"

"STFU man it's all good, found some new Bushism Quotes... Ahh the Stumble Valium kicks in"

Stumble Valium by Mathius October 30, 2007