Vallium

The much cooler way of spelling Valium. It's a pill to help you relax. It is a benzo (benzodiazepine). The dose is 2 to 10mg taken 2 to 4 times a day. For added relaxation, you can combine it with Kratom. Vallium can become addictive. If you combine it with alcohol (ethanol, deathanol), you will black out.

Alex: I took 5mg of Vallium and now I'm relaxed.

Steve: Don't you mean Valium?

Alex: It's Vallium dumbass! No one says Valium anymore! Are you a Pasbt Blue Ribbon drinking hipster who uses apple products with no headphone jack!!!?

Steve: *hides apple phone and Pabst Blue Ribbon!

Steve: No?

by CognitiveFuel December 7, 2022

Vallium

Vallium is the cooler way to spell Valium. It's a benzodiazepine (or benzo for short) which relaxes you. They are prescribed by a doctor for anxiety when other medications fail. Vallium can become pretty addictive, so use responsibly. Do not combine it with alcohol (ethanol).

I took a vallium pill and now I'm not anxious anymore. I am relaxed.

by HawaiianPunch1 December 6, 2022

Vallium

Vallium is a pill you take to relax you. It's a benzodiazepine. It helps with anxiety. Vallium works best when combined with Propranolol.

I took 2mg of Vallium and 40mg of Propranolol to relax. It worked.

by HawaiianPunch1 March 20, 2023