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Valtez is funny, caring, outgoing, and a loving guy. And has a cute giggle, he can make his voice so low and sexy
Girl did you see valtez today? He looks good
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Leo Valdez

The character we all love, son of Hephaestus, seventh wheel on the Argo II, dream guy, demigod, and the human form of the ๐Ÿ’ฏ emoji.
Leo Valdez: "All da ladies love Leo!"
Piper: "No they don't!"
by pjo-lover October 10, 2016
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Leo Valdez

Supreme bad boy, Mr. McShizzle, and boyfriend goals.
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Leo Valdez

Leo Valdez is an amazing friend who LITERALLY died for his friends and to save the world. His girlfriend is Calypso. Leo is one of the seven half-bloods sent to save the world from Gaea.

Seven halfbloods shall answer the call
To storm or fire the world must fall
An oath to keep with a final breath

Foes bear arms to the Doors Of Death

With out Leo the Seven team just would not be the same. He brings the DAZZLE to the name demigod. Leo was dead for six months.

He is an amazing friend.
Everybody loves Leo Valdez!!! TEAM LEO!!! ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž
by annabeth~chase June 18, 2018
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Leo Valdez

The seventh wheel of the seven demigods of the newest Prophecy in the series The Heroes of Olympus by Rick Riordan. He's described looking like an elf, but it doesn't stop the truck loads of adolescents who want to hop on the mcshizzle dragon and put a whole new meaning to sex on fire. Leo is fire user son of Hephaestus, who can literally shoot fire from his hands how nifty.
Leo Valdez: Kiss me , you fool!
fangirls: No please fuck me.
Jason Grace: *jacks off to leo*
Piper Mclean: im crying
Frank Zhang: Who the fuck do you think you are
by jasongraced December 9, 2012
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The Dirty Valdez

When Big Oil ass rapes an entire region then smears the toxic remains over several hundred miles creating a mustache or Dirty Valdez.
In 1989 Exxon gave Alaska The Dirty Valdez because a future governor would not abort her love child.
by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010
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valter rage

When Valter is playing a game and gets so angry he quits
Wow, Valter was so pissed off by that game he got so angry he quit, classic Valter rage.
by DerekPC March 24, 2018
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