A girl that has an ego bigger than her breast. She is overly cocky about herself and considers herself to be number one. Even through she is very sexy, her ego will hold back her chances with finding her soul mate.
by Plai5r007 March 31, 2011
Jack: Did you see that picture of Seargent Shame.
Alex: Yeah, those prisoners got owned.
Jack: No, they got valezed
Alex: Yeah, those prisoners got owned.
Jack: No, they got valezed
by Tom May 18, 2004
wasteman who lives in oakville and thinks hes top shit. Tomas gets crunched every week or so.
he think of a good time consists of smoking henny out of a novis with his broskis in toronto.
he think of a good time consists of smoking henny out of a novis with his broskis in toronto.
by whats ur handle doggie January 28, 2019
A guy that thinks he is better in every way than you. He brags about his achievements in anything like it's the top priority matter. Often can be a douche, but when in trouble will pest you with questions that could be solved by himself, but is way too lazy and too cool.
-Hey man can you get this problem solved for me? I don't have any spare time this week.
-Dude seriously, it's the 7th time you asked, you fucking Valez.
-Dude seriously, it's the 7th time you asked, you fucking Valez.
by Grand Dad 7 March 13, 2017