A girl that has an ego bigger than her breast. She is overly cocky about herself and considers herself to be number one. Even through she is very sexy, her ego will hold back her chances with finding her soul mate.
by Plai5r007 April 17, 2011
Get the Valez mug.A guy that thinks he is better in every way than you. He brags about his achievements in anything like it's the top priority matter. Often can be a douche, but when in trouble will pest you with questions that could be solved by himself, but is way too lazy and too cool.
-Hey man can you get this problem solved for me? I don't have any spare time this week.
-Dude seriously, it's the 7th time you asked, you fucking Valez.
-Dude seriously, it's the 7th time you asked, you fucking Valez.
by Grand Dad 7 March 13, 2017
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wasteman who lives in oakville and thinks hes top shit. Tomas gets crunched every week or so.
he think of a good time consists of smoking henny out of a novis with his broskis in toronto.
he think of a good time consists of smoking henny out of a novis with his broskis in toronto.
by whats ur handle doggie January 28, 2019
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by pjo-lover October 10, 2016
Get the Leo Valdez mug.Funny Valentine is the 23rd President of the United States and the antagonist of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run. Known for his charisma of a true politician and his ideals to the point you can think of him as the true hero of the part. Uses the iconic stand named after the AC/DC hit song: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (aka D4C or Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price if you would like the censored version). D4C has the ability of Dimensional Traveling when Funny is between two objects letting Funny use infinity versions of himself to finish his acts and as a last resort option when a version of him takes fatal damage. D4C offensive ability consists of taking two of the same people/objects from different dimensions, let them make contact and this results in disintegration of the people/objects. Funny Valentine/D4C also gain another ability at the end of the part known as Love Trains which creates a pocket dimension around Funny so Funny cannot take any type of damage and bad luck literally will go away from him to another person at will/random.
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X: Funny Valentine is the best villain
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X: "Would make America Great in the first place if it wasn't for a crippled man."
Y: "Yeah, he did nothing wrong man"
X: Funny Valentine is the best villain
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X: "Would make America Great in the first place if it wasn't for a crippled man."
Y: "Yeah, he did nothing wrong man"
by Sospicion July 24, 2019
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Get the Leo Valdez mug.Leo Valdez is an amazing friend who LITERALLY died for his friends and to save the world. His girlfriend is Calypso. Leo is one of the seven half-bloods sent to save the world from Gaea.
Seven halfbloods shall answer the call
To storm or fire the world must fall
An oath to keep with a final breath
Foes bear arms to the Doors Of Death
With out Leo the Seven team just would not be the same. He brings the DAZZLE to the name demigod. Leo was dead for six months.
He is an amazing friend.
Seven halfbloods shall answer the call
To storm or fire the world must fall
An oath to keep with a final breath
Foes bear arms to the Doors Of Death
With out Leo the Seven team just would not be the same. He brings the DAZZLE to the name demigod. Leo was dead for six months.
He is an amazing friend.
by annabeth~chase June 18, 2018
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