vamphobic 

When edgy teenagers pretend to be vampires And somebody says they’re not, it’s “vamphobic”

Omg my teachers are so vamphobic, they gave me a window seat

vamphobic by GenosCyborg October 4, 2022

Vanphobia

Vanphobia is the fear of white vans. no, not the shoes.

I can’t go near that white van, I have Vanphobia.

Vanphobia by N0T_ November 11, 2019

Famphobic 

having or showing a dislike of or prejudice against families, children, old people.

a collection of ideas and phenomena that encompass a range of negative attitudes, feelings, or actions towards families or families as an institution of value.

When someone asks “why would you want to have kids”. You can tell them “you sound FAMPHOBIC”

Famphobic by dumpling765 July 2, 2022

SamPhobic 

You are disgusted or unpleased when you hear the name Sam. This may lead to a serious case of cancer or a rash.

Aaron: Is that Sam over there?
Alex: Ew, I hate the name Sam, I think I'm coming down with cancer!
Aaron: Wow! Your so SamPhobic

SamPhobic by Alex Martlew December 21, 2021

valophobic

The rational abhorrence of people who don’t revise, people who hate Mint Choc Chip ice cream, people who are homophobic, people who don’t sleep, people who are “discord moderates” and distractions.

Zebs: Have you seen that freak in the gym? He’s just wasting his life away.

Megan: Zebs! That’s Valophobic… but true.

valophobic by zebsandmegs4ever June 4, 2023

valophobic

The rational abhorrence of people who hate mint chocolate ice cream, don't revise, are homophobic, don't sleep, are bad "discord moderators" and are huge distractions.

Zebs and Megan are massively valophobic.

valophobic by Zebslovesmegs June 4, 2023

valphobic 

someone who is scared or do not like a person named val.

carly is valphobic it hurts.

valphobic by renessme katrisalyn January 3, 2021