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Vaginal Valance 

A short skirt which only just covers the genetalia. Often somewhat frilled, in contrast to the less elaborate pussy pelmet.
Lucinda was sure to get Roy's attention in her new vaginal valance
Vaginal Valance by welmsley April 3, 2011
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Perceived utility

Allegedly a contraction of the words value and performance.
The valance of the reward offered was very high.

valance by ch1ptune November 22, 2007

Known Variance Reconciled (KVR) 

1. Variance that is reconciled
2. Variance that is known and reconciled
3. Known variance just because
4. Known variance because we know it is a variance
5. Known variance that will not be resolved
6. Variance that is know and reconciled, however not sure what to do with the variance or clear.
I see a $10,000 variance. Its definitely a known variance reconciled (KVR). I don't know what it relates to so let's KVR it.

Holly Valance 

Holly Valance is an abhorrently untalented "singer" and "actress" who is nevertheless popular because she shows her ass and legs to everyone. Luckily for her, both are quite good, otherwise she wouldn't be famous. Like many famous young women these days, her popularity is not driven by talent, but by the masturbatory fantasies of young men. She is most famous for her video for her single "Kiss Kiss" in which she pranced around naked for four minutes, with only little CGI lighting effects obstructing view of her nipples and pussy. The most recent addition to her resume is the role of a stripper/prostitute on Prison Break. Naturally.
"Ooohhh Holly Valance... that's how I want it baby... oh yeah!!"
Holly Valance by Tom Jac. October 14, 2007

holly valance 

Sexy female singer from Australia, with a sweet body and great voice, also known for her acting skills.
She is a GODDESS!!!
To hard to touch
Is getting to much
you know is just a State Of Mind
holly valance by Dark Chronos January 20, 2005

variance 

a. The act of varying.
b. The state or quality of being variant or variable; a variation.
c. A difference between what is expected and what actually occurs.
2. The state or fact of differing or of being in conflict.
Firmly resolved, after putting his affairs in order in the regiment, to retire from the army and return and marry Sonya, Nicholas, serious, sorrowful, and at variance with his parents, but, as it seemed to him, passionately in love, left at the beginning of January to rejoin his regiment.
War and Peace by Tolstoy, Leo
variance by English Student November 4, 2013

holly valance 

TALENTLESS singer whose voice is so crap, strips to sell records, her version of Kiss Kiss sucked, Tarkans version is excellent, so is the Arabic version by Rida and Nina Boutrous(El Bawsi), Holly Valance can not sing, makes some of the worst music, lucky her record company dropped her.
Holly Valance is a talentless stripper.
holly valance by Tina February 10, 2005
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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