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Being extremely wasted and hurt where one gets kicked out of music festivals and pool parties, breaking their arm, gets a random black eye, passes out taking a shit on the toilet, passes out in the bathroom, passes out in a random black pick-up truck, or passes out randomly.
I pulled a vairon everytime I go drinking.
vairon by JackUU October 4, 2015
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An unbelievably attractive, smart, cool, and funny person, who has a nice butt.
Will have 3-FIVE children.
Damn, she's almost as hot as vairo.
vairo by cheese boot October 11, 2017
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Mexican slang word for beer.
Hey vato, it's hot, let's go get a vironga and drink it at your house.
vironga by Angelboy147 August 3, 2009
An amazingly long penis, typically over 14 inches.
I was so happy when I saw he had a varron.
varron by chizzazzle January 3, 2008

Vagirony 

When an average looking man picks up the most beautiful girl at the party, only to get her home and find that her penis is bigger than his.
Joe: Dude, did you see who Bill left with?
Dude: You mean that tranny Jill?
Joe:Jill is a tranny?
Dude: Yes, and Bill is in for a serious case of vagirony.
Vagirony by tkast68 January 10, 2012
Vagrond is a giant space lizard (or GSL) from parts unknown. He is most known for his immense strength and heavy alcholism. When he is not drinking he tends to be sarcastic and go in adventures through time or something like that.
Vagrond throws the midget through the windown.
Vagrond by Ross Keebler March 26, 2003
Vagrond was a security officer aboard the USS Knight e-mail sim. He was a Gorn or some other kind of big reptile and he wore this gold robe. His RPs tended to be violent and every week he'd do a "weekend update" where he made fun of the other characters. Good times.
Vagrond shot him dead.
Vagrond by Ben Braxton March 26, 2003
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

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Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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