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Painfully Average
A person who is painfully average would rate on a scale of 1-10 directly in the middle, a 5. This causes the person to become almost invisible because of their mediocrity rendering them completely undesirable. Therefore it's better to be a 4 than a 5.
I'd rather be with Rachel than Amy. Rachel's a 4 but it's better than being with a painfully average 5.
Painfully Average by Sundialist93 February 12, 2014
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Painfully perfect
"That girl is painfully perfect!"
"What does that mean!?"
"It means I think perfect but it's painful that I can't tell her I think it"
"What does that mean!?"
"It means I think perfect but it's painful that I can't tell her I think it"
Painfully perfect by The forgotten one September 2, 2014
Painfully Thick
She had said she was Painfully Thick, but what she had meant was, she had been on my 600lb Life Season 2!!!
Painfully Thick by DNAGuy October 27, 2021
painfully straight
Someone who does not realize they are being hit on by someone of the same gender. This person may seem to be attracted to someone of their same gender because of their unintentional flirtiness. However, the straight aura exudes from them in waves.
Example 1:
Linda: Cheryl, it is obvious she was trying to get with you.
Cheryl: No she wasn't. She was just being really nice.
Linda: You know you are so painfully straight.
Example 2:
Jake: Bro, you were hardcore flirting with him.
Luke: No I wasn't. I was just making conversation.
Jake: Well it seemed might more than that. The guy was legit getting lusty eyes for you.
Example 3:
No homo.
Linda: Cheryl, it is obvious she was trying to get with you.
Cheryl: No she wasn't. She was just being really nice.
Linda: You know you are so painfully straight.
Example 2:
Jake: Bro, you were hardcore flirting with him.
Luke: No I wasn't. I was just making conversation.
Jake: Well it seemed might more than that. The guy was legit getting lusty eyes for you.
Example 3:
No homo.
painfully straight by BlkSwn December 1, 2017
gainfully unemployed
One who lives off of the doll, and benifits without wishing to look for work as they are better off without.
A person, or persons who claim benifits as their main income.
A person, or persons who claim benifits as their main income.
"I dont need a job, im gainfully unemployed "
" if work i get less money due to taxes and travel costs, im better off this way, you could say im gainfully unemployed "
" if work i get less money due to taxes and travel costs, im better off this way, you could say im gainfully unemployed "
gainfully unemployed by Gonk September 28, 2005
painfully full
the act of gorging oneself beyond the norm, because the meal, or foodie, is "just SO damn GOOD!" End result is a loosening up of garments constricting the waist, lying down, unable to moove- food coma; with some small prayers regarding the bathroom.
Thanksgiving is the usual time for anyone to experience being painfully full. Along with any holiday that revolves around baked goods that one would not consume on a regular basis to such an extent.
painfully full by miss_l January 26, 2011
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Boffin
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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