Sundialist93's definitions

Biblicunt

A woman who is a cunt of biblical proportions.

Joe, Bonita is sewing you for sexual harrassment because you wouldn't date her.

Joe: god that woman is a biblicunt!cunt bitchbibleasshole

by Sundialist93 October 17, 2015

Douche pickle

An asshole of a person that has for so long stewed in their own fetid juices of bitterness that they become the ultra douche," a douche pickle."

jay: How bad do you think that george was picked on in highschool?
ed: Ihave a feeling that hes been ridiculed his entire life. hes so bitter. what a douche pickle.

by Sundialist93 September 11, 2011

grim reaper of energy

A person who is so lazy and depressing that his/her mere presence drains you of energy, motivation and the very will to live.

rich: jesus christ man im so tired.
john:are you ok or did joe walk in the room?
rich:yeah he did, god hes the grim reaper of energy.

by Sundialist93 January 26, 2011

cozits

Pimples that have developed on a persons face during the COVID-19 pandemic. This is due to lengthy periods of wearing a mask.

I look like I’m going through puberty again, but I know why I’m breaking out. I’ve been wearing a mask 60 hours a week, I got them cozits.

by Sundialist93 September 13, 2020

post orgasmic clarity

A sudden epiphany after banging a fat chick that occurs after you climax when you realize that you are one fucked up twisted motherfucker.

Ronan: I took this chick home last nite who was a deuce and a half. After I played a game of pick a fold with her and came, I had my moment of post orgasmic clarity.

by Sundialist93 July 23, 2012

Painfully Average

A person who is painfully average would rate on a scale of 1-10 directly in the middle, a 5. This causes the person to become almost invisible because of their mediocrity rendering them completely undesirable. Therefore it's better to be a 4 than a 5.

I'd rather be with Rachel than Amy. Rachel's a 4 but it's better than being with a painfully average 5.

by Sundialist93 February 12, 2014

Donkey dick

A extremely large sub sandwich.

Hey man I'm starving i think I'm gonna go to food barn and get a donkey dicksub fat donkey dick

by Sundialist93 October 17, 2015