Douche pickle

An asshole of a person that has for so long stewed in their own fetid juices of bitterness that they become the ultra douche," a douche pickle."

jay: How bad do you think that george was picked on in highschool?
ed: Ihave a feeling that hes been ridiculed his entire life. hes so bitter. what a douche pickle.

by Sundialist93 September 11, 2011

grim reaper of energy

A person who is so lazy and depressing that his/her mere presence drains you of energy, motivation and the very will to live.

rich: jesus christ man im so tired.
john:are you ok or did joe walk in the room?
rich:yeah he did, god hes the grim reaper of energy.

by Sundialist93 January 26, 2011

pipe cleaner arms

a person who has small arms resembling a pipecleaner, and is usually a pussy.

person 1:dude your arms are pathetic
person 2:stop makin fun of my arms man!
person 1:you got pipe cleaner arms bro! what a pussy!
ex: matt has pipe cleaner arms.

by Sundialist93 January 26, 2011

pedorful

A very short, muppet of a person.

Greg: Would you just look at that little pedorful over there. What a weird little thing.

by Sundialist93 September 13, 2020

Biblicunt

A woman who is a cunt of biblical proportions.

Joe, Bonita is sewing you for sexual harrassment because you wouldn't date her.

Joe: god that woman is a biblicunt!cunt bitchbibleasshole

by Sundialist93 October 17, 2015

post orgasmic clarity

A sudden epiphany after banging a fat chick that occurs after you climax when you realize that you are one fucked up twisted motherfucker.

Ronan: I took this chick home last nite who was a deuce and a half. After I played a game of pick a fold with her and came, I had my moment of post orgasmic clarity.

by Sundialist93 July 23, 2012

cozits

Pimples that have developed on a persons face during the COVID-19 pandemic. This is due to lengthy periods of wearing a mask.

I look like I’m going through puberty again, but I know why I’m breaking out. I’ve been wearing a mask 60 hours a week, I got them cozits.

by Sundialist93 September 13, 2020