Definitions by Sundialist93
cozits
Pimples that have developed on a persons face during the COVID-19 pandemic. This is due to lengthy periods of wearing a mask.
I look like I’m going through puberty again, but I know why I’m breaking out. I’ve been wearing a mask 60 hours a week, I got them cozits.
cozits by Sundialist93 September 13, 2020
Biblicunt
Joe, Bonita is sewing you for sexual harrassment because you wouldn't date her.
Joe: god that woman is a biblicunt!cunt bitchbibleasshole
Joe: god that woman is a biblicunt!cunt bitchbibleasshole
Biblicunt by Sundialist93 October 17, 2015
Donkey dick
Donkey dick by Sundialist93 October 17, 2015
Gods' Trifecta
Someone who has been fucked over by God with genetics, (a genetic disgrace.) Gods' Trifecta is when your fat, ugly and bald this especially pertains to a woman with these characteristics. Totally unsavory, The Lord continues to work in mysterious ways.
This woman came shuffling in with the mail today, she received Gods' Trifecta. She was 300 pounds, looked like Mortimer snerd and had the hairline of Peter Boyle.
Gods' Trifecta by Sundialist93 February 12, 2014
Painfully Average
A person who is painfully average would rate on a scale of 1-10 directly in the middle, a 5. This causes the person to become almost invisible because of their mediocrity rendering them completely undesirable. Therefore it's better to be a 4 than a 5.
I'd rather be with Rachel than Amy. Rachel's a 4 but it's better than being with a painfully average 5.
Painfully Average by Sundialist93 February 12, 2014
post orgasmic clarity
A sudden epiphany after banging a fat chick that occurs after you climax when you realize that you are one fucked up twisted motherfucker.
Ronan: I took this chick home last nite who was a deuce and a half. After I played a game of pick a fold with her and came, I had my moment of post orgasmic clarity.
post orgasmic clarity by Sundialist93 July 23, 2012