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pedorful

A very short, muppet of a person.
Greg: Would you just look at that little pedorful over there. What a weird little thing.
by Sundialist93 September 13, 2020
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cozits

Pimples that have developed on a persons face during the COVID-19 pandemic. This is due to lengthy periods of wearing a mask.
I look like I’m going through puberty again, but I know why I’m breaking out. I’ve been wearing a mask 60 hours a week, I got them cozits.
by Sundialist93 September 13, 2020
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Biblicunt

Joe, Bonita is sewing you for sexual harrassment because you wouldn't date her.

Joe: god that woman is a biblicunt!cunt bitchbibleasshole
by Sundialist93 October 17, 2015
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Donkey dick

Hey man I'm starving i think I'm gonna go to food barn and get a donkey dicksub fat donkey dick
by Sundialist93 October 17, 2015
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Painfully Average

A person who is painfully average would rate on a scale of 1-10 directly in the middle, a 5. This causes the person to become almost invisible because of their mediocrity rendering them completely undesirable. Therefore it's better to be a 4 than a 5.
I'd rather be with Rachel than Amy. Rachel's a 4 but it's better than being with a painfully average 5.
by Sundialist93 February 12, 2014
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Gods' Trifecta

Someone who has been fucked over by God with genetics, (a genetic disgrace.) Gods' Trifecta is when your fat, ugly and bald this especially pertains to a woman with these characteristics. Totally unsavory, The Lord continues to work in mysterious ways.
This woman came shuffling in with the mail today, she received Gods' Trifecta. She was 300 pounds, looked like Mortimer snerd and had the hairline of Peter Boyle.
by Sundialist93 February 12, 2014
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post orgasmic clarity

A sudden epiphany after banging a fat chick that occurs after you climax when you realize that you are one fucked up twisted motherfucker.
Ronan: I took this chick home last nite who was a deuce and a half. After I played a game of pick a fold with her and came, I had my moment of post orgasmic clarity.
by Sundialist93 July 23, 2012
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