Mordechai

A ugly homeless homosexual who has no friends and is super short and has a tiny winey penis
Damm that mordechai he's guy as flip
by Gonk August 16, 2017
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cutch

Welsh coloqueilism for snuggling up. To relax without doing anything
we cutched up all day in front of the telly

I could really do with a cutch
by Gonk September 28, 2005
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grosse out

Either to be grossed out due to somthing or a game played mainly between men.

To feel sicked by a sight or mental vision.
Me and john tried grossing each other out the other day, and when i said about the day i ate my own shit to find out the taste, and had to have another bite i won.

I was totally grossed out

You cant grosse me out

That is grosse out material right there.
by Gonk September 28, 2005
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slap of rightousness

The Slap of rightousness or SOR is a cuff round the back of the head when someone says somthing stupid, at the wrong time, or at all if they are that annoying.

When someone does somthing stupid they may be slapped for it as this is to say ' you tit, why did you go and do that for '
Reciever of SOR : Dude i was at this total humdinger of a party the other night * SOR

Dealer of SOR : NEVER and i mean NEVER use that word again !!

Reciver of SOR : what ... Dude ? * SOR

Dealer of SOR : Hum bloody dinger, ya queef

He was such a tit i had to employ the slap of rightousness to get him to understand
by Gonk September 28, 2005
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humdinger

A term used by yokels or rednecks to describe a good time, though if used in general conversation, the slap of rightousness may be employed to correct afore mentioned linguistic mistake.
gee ma, this sure is a humdinger of a meal

mate, this is is a humdinger of a party ... *SLAP groovy *SLAP ... ok what can i say *SLAP
by Gonk September 28, 2005
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gross out

Also see grosse out.

The act of brossing someone out through mental or physical imagry.

To be grossed out by seeing somthing.
Dude that totally grossed me out

1: Dya know what thats made of ... its not really cow meat your eating, its rat.
2: Stop trying to gross me out, im gonna finnish this burger.

( after someone spewed ) now thats a gross out
by Gonk September 28, 2005
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gainfully unemployed

One who lives off of the doll, and benifits without wishing to look for work as they are better off without.

A person, or persons who claim benifits as their main income.
"I dont need a job, im gainfully unemployed "

" if work i get less money due to taxes and travel costs, im better off this way, you could say im gainfully unemployed "
by Gonk September 28, 2005
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