cutch

Welsh coloqueilism for snuggling up. To relax without doing anything

we cutched up all day in front of the telly

I could really do with a cutch

by Gonk September 30, 2005

humdinger

A term used by yokels or rednecks to describe a good time, though if used in general conversation, the slap of rightousness may be employed to correct afore mentioned linguistic mistake.

gee ma, this sure is a humdinger of a meal

mate, this is is a humdinger of a party ... *SLAP groovy *SLAP ... ok what can i say *SLAP

by Gonk September 30, 2005

Mordechai

A ugly homeless homosexual who has no friends and is super short and has a tiny winey penis

Damm that mordechai he's guy as flip

by Gonk August 16, 2017

waster

A term used to describe someone that will not gain from their acts, one who does not search for or get involved with work, reguarly pays no attention to cleanliness and tends not to do housework.

"John is such a waster"

"dont go out with him,he's not going anywhere, he's a waster"

by Gonk September 30, 2005

gainfully unemployed

One who lives off of the doll, and benifits without wishing to look for work as they are better off without.

A person, or persons who claim benifits as their main income.

"I dont need a job, im gainfully unemployed "

" if work i get less money due to taxes and travel costs, im better off this way, you could say im gainfully unemployed "

by Gonk September 28, 2005

grosse out

Either to be grossed out due to somthing or a game played mainly between men.

To feel sicked by a sight or mental vision.

Me and john tried grossing each other out the other day, and when i said about the day i ate my own shit to find out the taste, and had to have another bite i won.

I was totally grossed out

You cant grosse me out

That is grosse out material right there.

by Gonk September 28, 2005

slap of rightousness

The Slap of rightousness or SOR is a cuff round the back of the head when someone says somthing stupid, at the wrong time, or at all if they are that annoying.

When someone does somthing stupid they may be slapped for it as this is to say ' you tit, why did you go and do that for '

Reciever of SOR : Dude i was at this total humdinger of a party the other night * SOR

Dealer of SOR : NEVER and i mean NEVER use that word again !!

Reciver of SOR : what ... Dude ? * SOR

Dealer of SOR : Hum bloody dinger, ya queef

He was such a tit i had to employ the slap of rightousness to get him to understand

by Gonk September 28, 2005