vagune

a women's vagune (a more discreet way of saying vagina)

Women 1: My vagune has been hurting recently
Women 2: Yeah my vagune has been too, maybe its an infection

by eltothej March 19, 2021

vagynesexual

When you're only attracted to vaginas. Nothing else.

Why don't you like anything but my vagina? Are you a vagynesexual?

by chiraffare January 14, 2017

vague date

A phrase coined by Teresa Strasser of the Adam Carolla Show on Free FM which refers to social outings that would normally be considered dates, but where one of the two people involved seems completely oblivious to the concept of dating. This is generally characterized by a lack of interest in conversation or flirting, an aimless absence of direction or goals for the evening, and possibly an uncomfortable revelation that the event was never intended to be date. This can be blamed on the modern tendency for self-absorption and a narcissistic belief that you shouldn't have to put forth any effort to be interesting or even pleasant.

I ended up going on a vague date with Jim. We went and saw a stupid buddy comedy and ate at Starbucks, but he split when he got a phone call from a friend to play basketball.

I don't even know if the date I was on with Nancy was a date, because she kept talking to me about how great it was to be single. I think it was some weird vague date.

by Talmanes May 30, 2007

Vague Post

A post on social media that contains no context and remains unclear and confusing to most if not all of the readers. The OP (Original Poster) usually makes a Vague Post to gain attention by having people comment below to ask what the post is about. Vague Posts are usually best ignored. If you can't let it go, comment with "That's a vague post" and link to its definition on Urban Dictionary.

YOUR VAGUE POST FRIEND POSTS: "Well, I'm not doing THAT again."

YOU COMMENT: "Not doing *what* again?"
SOMEONE ELSE COMMENTS: "Are you okay?"
ANOTHER PERSON COMMENTS: "What happened?"
YOUR VAGUE POST FRIEND REPLIES HOURS LATER: "Ugh, it's not even worth getting into."

by Lynneconceivable May 8, 2018

vagueposting

Making posts on social media that either

1. Give off a vague feeling of sadness or other emotional issues to prompt others into asking what's wrong and generally shower said poster with attention

2. Talk smack about someone without mentioning them

Two kinds of vagueposting you've probably seen before

1 .Person 1:"Just when you think you know people..."

Person 2: "Awwww is everything alright?"

Person 1: "I don't wanna talk about it"

2. Person: "Yeah you may have my man now but at least I didn't win him over with nudes lol bye bitch "

Everyone else reading the post: *thinking* We all know who you're talking about, girl

by lightning_troubadour May 5, 2015

vagene

The proper name for American female sex organs.

"hi bb.
U like sexc chat
Show ur vagene pls
Sexc chat pls
Bb
Hi
Open ur vagene pls"

*Sends dick pic after no response*

by Diarrheajonea August 22, 2017

vaginese

When you go down on your lady and try to talk at the same time... it sounds as if you’re speaking Vaginese. You might as well be speaking Chinese.

My wife couldn’t understand anything that I was saying while performing cunnilingus. She said it sounded as if I was speaking Vaginese.

by Chucktastic68 June 13, 2021