The time period from late October to late March where it becomes mostly socially acceptable to become a total shut in and do nothing due to the shittiness of the weather outside.
As the beginning of April approaches, thousands of awkward teenagers and young adults groan in despair as shut in season ends and they no longer have an excuse to binge watch shows on Netflix and spend hours on urban dictionary.
by lightning_troubadour March 11, 2014
Making posts on social media that either
1. Give off a vague feeling of sadness or other emotional issues to prompt others into asking what's wrong and generally shower said poster with attention
2. Talk smack about someone without mentioning them
1. Give off a vague feeling of sadness or other emotional issues to prompt others into asking what's wrong and generally shower said poster with attention
2. Talk smack about someone without mentioning them
Two kinds of vagueposting you've probably seen before
1 .Person 1:"Just when you think you know people..."
Person 2: "Awwww is everything alright?"
Person 1: "I don't wanna talk about it"
2. Person: "Yeah you may have my man now but at least I didn't win him over with nudes lol bye bitch "
Everyone else reading the post: *thinking* We all know who you're talking about, girl
1 .Person 1:"Just when you think you know people..."
Person 2: "Awwww is everything alright?"
Person 1: "I don't wanna talk about it"
2. Person: "Yeah you may have my man now but at least I didn't win him over with nudes lol bye bitch "
Everyone else reading the post: *thinking* We all know who you're talking about, girl
by lightning_troubadour May 04, 2015
Half smiling and blowing air sharply out of the nose, usually brought on by a semi-funny yet very dumb text post on the microblogging website tumblr, or a situation that's ironically funny.
Person 1: *picks up donut* Look, I'm like one of the cops!
Two police officers look over at Person 1
Person 2: *blows air out of nose with a half smile*
Person 1: Oh stop tumblr laughing at me, will ya?
Two police officers look over at Person 1
Person 2: *blows air out of nose with a half smile*
Person 1: Oh stop tumblr laughing at me, will ya?
by lightning_troubadour June 01, 2014
Someone who is easily tricked or manipulated (or rather, played) by others. Usually too nice for their own good. Derived from the phrase "playing someone like a fiddle"
by lightning_troubadour July 04, 2014
The (typically online) practice of preaching for equality for people of all religions, races, genders, and sexual orientations. When done right, this can be a fantastic thing. Unfortunately, social justice tends to be done wrong, giving things like the gender equality movement and the gay rights movement a bad name.
Good social justice: Equality for everyone regardless of your background!
Bad social justice: I F YOU AR E A STRAIGHT WHITE MAN K I L L Y O U R S E L F
Bad social justice: I F YOU AR E A STRAIGHT WHITE MAN K I L L Y O U R S E L F
by lightning_troubadour December 23, 2014
Kaitlyn and its various spellings, including but not limited to: Kaitlin, Caitlyn, Katelyn, Katelynn, Caitlin, Keightlinne, and KVIIIlyn, are to Millenials/Gen Z what Karen is to Gen X. She is entitled and expects everyone to like her without giving anything in return, often has a grating personality and is usually doted on very heavily by her rich parents. She manipulates and throws temper tantrums instead of actually trying to reason or accept things like a rational human being. Likely acts the way she does due to her upbringing, as her mother is very likely a Karen and her father is very likely rich. Most of her friends either hang out with her because she’s rich or because they know if they stop hanging out with her she’ll throw a fit and make attempts to ruin their lives for it.
Kaitlyn: I can’t believe Rebecca doesn’t want to drive me to and from school anymore!! All I ask is for her to go out of her way for me twice a day, be willing to go to whatever fast food place I’m hungry for, and let me play my music all while I judge her taste in music and the condition of her car! Isn’t that what friends are for?!
by lightning_troubadour February 25, 2020
A type of flirting done via texts or tinder mainly by white boys in high school/college, hence the name. Characteristics include:
-Initiating "the question game"/20 questions
-Winking emojis
-"What would you do if I was there with you?"
-Asking for nudes
-Instant change of attitude when faced with rejection
-Initiating "the question game"/20 questions
-Winking emojis
-"What would you do if I was there with you?"
-Asking for nudes
-Instant change of attitude when faced with rejection
Girl 1: So he wanted to play 20 questions with me and the first thing he asked was if I was a virgin, then he wanted to see my tits, then when I said no he turned around and called ME a whore! Does he honestly think anyone would respond well to that???
Girl 2: Textbook example of white boy flirting...
Girl 2: Textbook example of white boy flirting...
by lightning_troubadour January 29, 2015