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Vagodont
noun: A person who is visibly upset and/or enraged, and who's condition can be attributed to the (sometimes hypothetical) teeth in their vagina.
Man, what's up with her today? She's got that crazy look in her eye and is all upset!
I know! She's turning into a total Vagodont!
I know! She's turning into a total Vagodont!
Vagodont by blergerburger December 8, 2009
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Vagrond
Vagrond is a giant space lizard (or GSL) from parts unknown. He is most known for his immense strength and heavy alcholism. When he is not drinking he tends to be sarcastic and go in adventures through time or something like that.
Vagrond by Ross Keebler March 26, 2003
Vagrond
Vagrond was a security officer aboard the USS Knight e-mail sim. He was a Gorn or some other kind of big reptile and he wore this gold robe. His RPs tended to be violent and every week he'd do a "weekend update" where he made fun of the other characters. Good times.
Vagrond by Ben Braxton March 26, 2003
vagrowave
Noun: a vagina being used for the sole purpose of keeping a penis warm/ warming up a penis
Does not count as sex, even though thrusting is allowed while using a vagrowave
Experts have decided that this does not count as loss of virginity/sexual activity,
Does not count as sex, even though thrusting is allowed while using a vagrowave
Experts have decided that this does not count as loss of virginity/sexual activity,
vagrowave by qwertyology July 13, 2014
Vagodorant
Commonly known as feminine deodorant spray (FDS). Vagodorant can be known as any substance that masks or neutralizes the smell of a womans vagina, or the smell left from becoming active with a womans vagina.
"My girl and I hooked up after running through the park. My junk smelled of sex so bad that I had to borrow her Vagodorant until I could get to the shower back at my place."
Vagodorant by bee55 January 27, 2009
vagods
Friend: I haven't had sex in a week
Me: I haven't had sex in months
Friend: I will pray to the vagods that your cooter gets some
Me: I haven't had sex in months
Friend: I will pray to the vagods that your cooter gets some
vagods by Byemarthaaa May 10, 2017
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