3 definitions by qwertyology

Last Tuesdayism

Last Tuesdayism
(np) 1. The assertion that all existence sprang into being this past Tuesday, with all memories of sentient beings created in situ. The Universe, and everything in it, was created last Tuesday, along with our (false) memories of everything that happened prior to that. Another common belief, known as Last Thursdayism, is considered wrong

According to Last Tuesdayism, we might not even exist yet, as last Tuesday could possibly be this upcoming Tuesday.

by qwertyology June 26, 2018

Qwert

A retards shortening of qwerty, as in the key on format

"qwert? Damn bro idk what I'd do if I had all the extra time saved by not including that fucking y"

by qwertyology June 28, 2019

vagrowave

Noun: a vagina being used for the sole purpose of keeping a penis warm/ warming up a penis
Does not count as sex, even though thrusting is allowed while using a vagrowave
Experts have decided that this does not count as loss of virginity/sexual activity,

*Guy 1* "bro did you fuck my sister? "
*guy 2* "whoa of course not. I just used her vagrowave"

by qwertyology July 14, 2014