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spread eagle with the vaginal lips spread wide open with the tampon string exposed
I was about to go down on this chick until i saw her pull out the vagkite
vagkite by handy_man123 May 16, 2010
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Vagiterian  

One who only eats / enjoys vagina
Person 1: I enjoy all meats
Person 2: I'm a Vagiterian
Vagiterian by Bozzzy March 18, 2009
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vagoiter 

The act of loitering inside a vagina.
Jack was arrested for vagoitering inside his shop teacher's snooch.
vagoiter by Seth Shoplum April 22, 2006

Vagiterian 

Someone (male/female) who performs cunnilingus in the produce section of the supermarket.
Bob ate out Sherry behind the potatoes and lettuce at Wal Mart.
He's such a vagiterian!
Vagiterian by Definition of Insanity November 21, 2009

Vagitecture

Any architecture resembling vaginas.
That new Virgin Atlantic spaceport is one ugly piece of Vagitecture.
Vagitecture by vagitecture September 15, 2007

vagiteria 

Short for vaginally enhanced bacteria, which is the secret ingredient used to make Pizza Hut's Pizzone so delicious.
Dude, Pizza Hut must love me. They gave me extra vagiteria on my pizzone!
vagiteria by Santiagon January 11, 2009

Vagiteria 

A party, club, event or gathering with plentiful amounts of vagina available. A vaginal smorgasbord.

Antonyms: Cockfest, Sausagefest, Sausage Party.
I love going to Yoga class, it's a vagiteria in there.
Vagiteria by Mavster August 14, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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