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Any one of numerous synonyms for the primary female sexual organ. The word is a portmanteau of vagina and synonym, and from the Greek means literally 'vagina-name'.
A partial list of vaginyms includes but is not limited to pussy, cunt, box, snatch, fuck hole, twat, slit, trim, quim, cooter, beaver, love rug, poontang, pie, fuzzy taco, furry burger, pink taco, bearded clam, and honey pot.
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vaginamoney 

A derogatory term for alimony that was coined by radio shock jock Tom Leykis, who has defined vaginamoney as "paying for a vagina that you no longer have use of." Ex-wives who demand vaginamoney, according to Prof. Leykis, are prostitutes who expect ongoing monitary compensation for sexual favors provided in the past.
Professor Leykis told the male caller, "If a golddigging bitch divorces you after ten years of marriage in California, you'll be paying the bitch vaginamoney for the rest of your goddamn life."
vaginamoney by Sir Bullwhip October 15, 2006

In Vaginam Facit Hominem 

Translates to "Vagina makes the man"
Also translates to. "Vagineth makeths the Sir"
Man, he really went in huh? Last time I remember, he was a coward. Well I guess it's true... In Vaginam Facit Hominem

vaginamony 

Alimony that a woman receives automatically from a divorce. Some states in the USA <i>require</i> the male half of an ending marriage to pay alimony to the female half, even if the divorce was her fault or if she makes more money, and sometimes both.
Can you believe the judge is making Mills pay vaginamony to Heather? I mean, he's a cook, but she's a fucking doctor!
vaginamony by MattOly May 13, 2005

vaginamony 

Paying money for a vagina you no longer have access to. It's like selling your car and having to still paying the insurance even though someone else is driving it now.
Because the man worked hard and his wife was lazy, he got sick of it and left her. Now she won't need a job for years because she can live comfortably off vaginamony.
vaginamony by coder April 18, 2005
a cat girl’s pussy

(pronounced vuh-jai-nyah)
god damn I have a fat vaginya

just smashed some vaginya
Vaginya by ttrcuddles June 11, 2023

vaginoma 

Literally a Tumor of the Vagina.

A exceedingly annoying woman.

A woman at the pinnacle of PMS. Devoid of Logic and Reason and to be avoided at all costs.
"Her Vaginoma makes her unbearable to me"

What a Vaginoma that woman is, i hate speakign with her
vaginoma by DB January 13, 2005