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vaginoia
The paranoid state that most, if not all, women suffer from. The paranoia typically revolves around men in their lives, although it is not limited to this.
Joe: Man, my girl is so paranoid that I'm cheating on her or something.
Mike: Dude, she's a chick. All chicks suffer from vaginoia, it's unavoidable.
Mike: Dude, she's a chick. All chicks suffer from vaginoia, it's unavoidable.
vaginoia by theeightballofawesome August 29, 2010
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vaginfidence
Derived from the root words "vagina" and "confidence", used to describe a person or situation when the vagina is mightier than the pen, the sword, and the penis.
vaginfidence by Anonymous September 1, 2008
vaginidiot
vaginidiot by Florida Ghost Hunter March 8, 2007
Vaginoice
Someone while talking is so incredibly hot that all you can think about is having sex with her. Or someone that is hot but annoying that while talking you want to shove your penis in her mouth to get to STFU.
I was talking with that "vaginoice" over there and all i could think about was my dick inside her.
That "vaginoice" really get's on my nerves, but she's so damn hot.
That "vaginoice" really get's on my nerves, but she's so damn hot.
Vaginoice by Vonsextron July 25, 2010
Vaginodynamic
1.Designed with rounded edges so as to reduce clunge drag and thereby increase thrust efficiency. Used especially of dildos, vibrators, etc.
2.Possessing a shape conducive for use as a vaginal stimulator.
2.Possessing a shape conducive for use as a vaginal stimulator.
Vaginodynamic by Clunge99 March 10, 2011
vaginoodle
vaginoodle by Kitty Cat Kitty Cat February 11, 2014
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