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vaginoia 

The paranoid state that most, if not all, women suffer from. The paranoia typically revolves around men in their lives, although it is not limited to this.
Joe: Man, my girl is so paranoid that I'm cheating on her or something.
Mike: Dude, she's a chick. All chicks suffer from vaginoia, it's unavoidable.
vaginoia by theeightballofawesome August 29, 2010

vaginfidence

Derived from the root words "vagina" and "confidence", used to describe a person or situation when the vagina is mightier than the pen, the sword, and the penis.
Talk about vaginfidence, she took over the room.
vaginfidence by Anonymous September 1, 2008

vaginidiot 

This describes a person with no fucin clue what a vagina is for besides the birth canal
"Damn,dude!!! You'renot supposed to bite me there you vaginidiot!!!!"

Vaginoice 

Someone while talking is so incredibly hot that all you can think about is having sex with her. Or someone that is hot but annoying that while talking you want to shove your penis in her mouth to get to STFU.
I was talking with that "vaginoice" over there and all i could think about was my dick inside her.

That "vaginoice" really get's on my nerves, but she's so damn hot.
Vaginoice by Vonsextron July 25, 2010

Vaginodynamic 

1.Designed with rounded edges so as to reduce clunge drag and thereby increase thrust efficiency. Used especially of dildos, vibrators, etc.
2.Possessing a shape conducive for use as a vaginal stimulator.
Dude, I can't use a hairbrush, it's not vaginodynamic enough.
Vaginodynamic by Clunge99 March 10, 2011

vaginoodle 

When a girl's pussy is as loose as a wet, cooked noodle.
Amber Downs is a VAGINOODLE
vaginoodle by Kitty Cat Kitty Cat February 11, 2014
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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