vaginoia

The paranoid state that most, if not all, women suffer from. The paranoia typically revolves around men in their lives, although it is not limited to this.

Joe: Man, my girl is so paranoid that I'm cheating on her or something.
Mike: Dude, she's a chick. All chicks suffer from vaginoia, it's unavoidable.

by theeightballofawesome August 29, 2010

vaginoma

Literally a Tumor of the Vagina.

A exceedingly annoying woman.

A woman at the pinnacle of PMS. Devoid of Logic and Reason and to be avoided at all costs.

"Her Vaginoma makes her unbearable to me"

What a Vaginoma that woman is, i hate speakign with her

by DB January 13, 2005

Vaginosaurus Rex

When someone is being a real tool, call them a vaginosarus rex. Which basically means you are a dinosaur's vagina. Best used on your aunt who won't go to dinner with you.

Cindy was being such a vaginosaurus rex because she didn't want to go out like the rest of us.

by Painting Jokester March 4, 2010

Vaginomancy

1. The act of ascertaining information by interpretation of omens using a vagina as the agent. A common major chosen by still-undecided undergraduates.

Girl: What are you studying at school?
Boy: Vaginomancy.

by flumpis October 16, 2006

vaginoid

person that is equipped with a vagina. generally considered to be an insulting reference to a woman that is annoying.

That vaginoid has been pissing me off all day.

by Kenny T. October 15, 2005

Vaginiagra Falls

When a woman's pussy gets so wet that it's literally flowing out of her.

I was having sex with my pregnant wife, I thought I was visiting Vaginiagra Falls... turns out it was just her water breaking.

by Unfortunate Ted March 4, 2012

Vaginosaur

A woman that is over the age of thirty.

Paul - It's her birthday today, she just turned thirty.
Matt - Ohhh snap, she's a vaginosaur!

by Montybeau August 18, 2011