Vaginoice

Someone while talking is so incredibly hot that all you can think about is having sex with her. Or someone that is hot but annoying that while talking you want to shove your penis in her mouth to get to STFU.

I was talking with that "vaginoice" over there and all i could think about was my dick inside her.

That "vaginoice" really get's on my nerves, but she's so damn hot.

by Vonsextron July 25, 2010

Vaginocity

1. Indicating the number of attractive/available women within a given area; 2. Something strongly feminine, like knitting or ballet.

1. The vaginocity in the cafeteria was intense today!
2. That knitting expo had maximal vaginocity, don't you think?

by Vlad the Impaler February 3, 2006

vaginocerous

a vagina with such a hard and big clit that it looks like a horn

she took her pants down and there it was a big vaginocerous staring me right in the face

by whittakerr March 28, 2009

vaginie

vagina wedgie caused by excessive thong pulling.

melissa hated ashley for stealing her boyfriend, so ashley pulled melissa's thong to give her a vaginie.

by J-Wack December 1, 2011

vaginicle

The icicle-like buildup of dried out vaginal fluid on the shaft of the penis, post coitus.

pl. vaginicles.

They lay together in the after glow, sweat glistening off their bodies, and a thin covering of shimmering vaginicles covering his now-flaccid member.

by Whytee December 19, 2004

vaginoscope

A certain scientific tool that allows a man (or woman) to measure the horny levels of one particular vagina. Used in a large group setting, the vaginoscope may malfunction, backfiring on the user and creating several black holes. This tool is very rare and very dangerous, so only an exclusive group of highly intelligent asian M.D.PhDs are allowed near them. Some say they don't exist; some haven't the nerve to believe. But some know the truth: it exists, and you can't even tell.

As a physical property of science, I find velocity to be highly hornifying to my vaginoscope.

by The Discoverer September 14, 2009

vaginaise

Any fluids entering or exiting the vagina.

"Put on some pants, I don't want any vaginaise on my couch."

by Mikocha May 30, 2006