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vaginoodle 

When a girl's pussy is as loose as a wet, cooked noodle.
Amber Downs is a VAGINOODLE
vaginoodle by Kitty Cat Kitty Cat February 11, 2014
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vashnoodle

my vashnoodle is itchying me
vashnoodle by jordana Glassman June 16, 2008

Vagineedles 

Vagineedles are the sharp pain a women feels on her menstural cycle. It feels as if someone is stabbing a needle all the way into your uterus. It’s not always on your period though- sometimes it’s spontaneous and quite rudely interrupts a good day.
Person 1: Dang, the Vagineedles are are really sneaking up on me today :/

Person 2: Yeah I know what you mean I got them last week
Vagineedles by HippieHeffer_22 September 9, 2022

vagintolerant 

When you and your bff are both unfortunately heterosexual because you both like dick too much but you spend all your time with each other so your spouses think you’re gay for each other.
We’re not gay for each other, we’re vagintolerant.
vagintolerant by lilbootyhoe98 July 28, 2019

vaginooger 

Main Entry: va·gi·noo·ger
Pronunciation: va-'jI-nu-gar
Function: noun
Etymology: mix of Latin for sheath and alteration of English dialect buggard

1 : a canal in a female mammal that leads from the uterus to the external orifice of the genital canal with a piece of mucus on the outside
2 : a canal that has a bogey and is similar in function or location to the vagina and occurs in various animals other than mammals
3 : increased whitish vaginal discharge during pregnancy (leukorrhea)
1 : I was about to have sex with my girl but she had a vaginooger which stopped me from going down.
2 : My friend said that skank definitly had had a vaginoogers so I did not get with her.
3 : After having pounded my pregnant wife she had vaginoogers all over her baby making hole.
vaginooger by KenDaSla September 10, 2007

Vagoodle 

A belly button that goes in and out at the same time; an innie that also pops outtie;

A fun word.
Sarie; your belly button is a vagoodle!
Vagoodle by thismisskate December 13, 2010

vagindle 

the act of having oral sex while dripping hot candle wax into ones vagina
I had a vagindle with your bitch yesterday
vagindle by JaquoviusCuntEatah March 30, 2024
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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