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vashnoodle

my vashnoodle is itchying me
vashnoodle by jordana Glassman June 16, 2008

Vagineedles 

Vagineedles are the sharp pain a women feels on her menstural cycle. It feels as if someone is stabbing a needle all the way into your uterus. It’s not always on your period though- sometimes it’s spontaneous and quite rudely interrupts a good day.
Person 1: Dang, the Vagineedles are are really sneaking up on me today :/

Person 2: Yeah I know what you mean I got them last week
Vagineedles by HippieHeffer_22 September 9, 2022

vagintolerant 

When you and your bff are both unfortunately heterosexual because you both like dick too much but you spend all your time with each other so your spouses think you’re gay for each other.
We’re not gay for each other, we’re vagintolerant.
vagintolerant by lilbootyhoe98 July 28, 2019

vaginooger 

Main Entry: va·gi·noo·ger
Pronunciation: va-'jI-nu-gar
Function: noun
Etymology: mix of Latin for sheath and alteration of English dialect buggard

1 : a canal in a female mammal that leads from the uterus to the external orifice of the genital canal with a piece of mucus on the outside
2 : a canal that has a bogey and is similar in function or location to the vagina and occurs in various animals other than mammals
3 : increased whitish vaginal discharge during pregnancy (leukorrhea)
1 : I was about to have sex with my girl but she had a vaginooger which stopped me from going down.
2 : My friend said that skank definitly had had a vaginoogers so I did not get with her.
3 : After having pounded my pregnant wife she had vaginoogers all over her baby making hole.
vaginooger by KenDaSla September 10, 2007

Vagoodle 

A belly button that goes in and out at the same time; an innie that also pops outtie;

A fun word.
Sarie; your belly button is a vagoodle!
Vagoodle by thismisskate December 13, 2010

vagindle 

the act of having oral sex while dripping hot candle wax into ones vagina
I had a vagindle with your bitch yesterday
vagindle by JaquoviusCuntEatah March 30, 2024