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vashnoodle

my vashnoodle is itchying me
vashnoodle by jordana Glassman June 16, 2008

Vagineedles 

Vagineedles are the sharp pain a women feels on her menstural cycle. It feels as if someone is stabbing a needle all the way into your uterus. It’s not always on your period though- sometimes it’s spontaneous and quite rudely interrupts a good day.
Person 1: Dang, the Vagineedles are are really sneaking up on me today :/

Person 2: Yeah I know what you mean I got them last week
Vagineedles by HippieHeffer_22 September 9, 2022

vagintolerant 

When you and your bff are both unfortunately heterosexual because you both like dick too much but you spend all your time with each other so your spouses think you’re gay for each other.
We’re not gay for each other, we’re vagintolerant.
vagintolerant by lilbootyhoe98 July 28, 2019

vaginooger 

Main Entry: va·gi·noo·ger
Pronunciation: va-'jI-nu-gar
Function: noun
Etymology: mix of Latin for sheath and alteration of English dialect buggard

1 : a canal in a female mammal that leads from the uterus to the external orifice of the genital canal with a piece of mucus on the outside
2 : a canal that has a bogey and is similar in function or location to the vagina and occurs in various animals other than mammals
3 : increased whitish vaginal discharge during pregnancy (leukorrhea)
1 : I was about to have sex with my girl but she had a vaginooger which stopped me from going down.
2 : My friend said that skank definitly had had a vaginoogers so I did not get with her.
3 : After having pounded my pregnant wife she had vaginoogers all over her baby making hole.
vaginooger by KenDaSla September 10, 2007

Vagoodle 

A belly button that goes in and out at the same time; an innie that also pops outtie;

A fun word.
Sarie; your belly button is a vagoodle!
Vagoodle by thismisskate December 13, 2010

vagindle 

the act of having oral sex while dripping hot candle wax into ones vagina
I had a vagindle with your bitch yesterday
vagindle by JaquoviusCuntEatah March 30, 2024
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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