Vagineedles are the sharp pain a women feels on her menstural cycle. It feels as if someone is stabbing a needle all the way into your uterus. It’s not always on your period though- sometimes it’s spontaneous and quite rudely interrupts a good day.
Person 1: Dang, the Vagineedles are are really sneaking up on me today :/
When you and your bff are both unfortunatelyheterosexual because you both like dick too much but you spend all your time with each other so your spouses think you’re gay for each other.
Main Entry: va·gi·noo·ger
Pronunciation: va-'jI-nu-gar
Function: noun
Etymology: mix of Latin for sheath and alteration of English dialect buggard
1 : a canal in a female mammal that leads from the uterus to the external orifice of the genital canal with a piece of mucus on the outside 2 : a canal that has a bogey and is similar in function or location to the vagina and occurs in various animals other than mammals
3 : increased whitish vaginal discharge during pregnancy (leukorrhea)
1 : I was about to have sex with my girl but she had a vaginooger which stopped me from going down.
2 : My friend said that skank definitly had had a vaginoogers so I did not get with her.
3 : After having pounded my pregnant wife she had vaginoogers all over her baby making hole.