vaginaism

1) n. The faith, doctrine, system, and practice of vagina worship.

2. n. A joke or humorous phrase about the vagina.

1) He follows viginaism.

2) The group laughed after hearing John's latest vaginaism.

by El Mijon July 31, 2008

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stretchage vaginalism

when a pussy is so stretched out from usage it even has stretch on the labia, and just hangs loose like liver

man i fucked that chick and she had stretchage vaginalism, my cock felt so fucking alone in her cunt.

hey dude you going out with her? invite a couple of dildos into her cunt, she's got stretchage vaginalism,,bad!!

by smoother than silk August 24, 2009

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Vaginismus

Involuntary muscle contractions of the pelvic floor muscles. Treatment options vary, most common is PT through a pelvic floor or sex therapist.
Common symptoms are painful intercourse or being completely unable to have intercourse, "hitting a wall."

Mary: Oh no I started my period, do you have a pad?
Jane: No but here use one of my tampons

Mary: I cant use tampons I have vaginismus

by Fltterflutter September 12, 2019

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In Vaginam Facit Hominem

Translates to "Vagina makes the man"
Also translates to. "Vagineth makeths the Sir"

Man, he really went in huh? Last time I remember, he was a coward. Well I guess it's true... In Vaginam Facit Hominem

by BertoTheSinger January 30, 2023

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pit of vaginas

When one of your male friends is being controlled by his girlfriend. There are other instances in when the male will ditch his friends for his girlfriend repeaditly or without warning. Also, constant hanging out and romantic occasions on weekends over nights with the boys may be frequent.

Jordan fell into the pit of vaginas today by going out to lunch with his girlfriend without notice; as he normally goes out with his guy friends.

by Anonymous #21 November 26, 2007

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