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stretchage vaginalism 

when a pussy is so stretched out from usage it even has stretch on the labia, and just hangs loose like liver
man i fucked that chick and she had stretchage vaginalism, my cock felt so fucking alone in her cunt.

hey dude you going out with her? invite a couple of dildos into her cunt, she's got stretchage vaginalism,,bad!!

Vaginismus 

Involuntary muscle contractions of the pelvic floor muscles. Treatment options vary, most common is PT through a pelvic floor or sex therapist.
Common symptoms are painful intercourse or being completely unable to have intercourse, "hitting a wall."
Mary: Oh no I started my period, do you have a pad?
Jane: No but here use one of my tampons

Mary: I cant use tampons I have vaginismus
Vaginismus by Fltterflutter September 12, 2019

In Vaginam Facit Hominem 

Translates to "Vagina makes the man"
Also translates to. "Vagineth makeths the Sir"
Man, he really went in huh? Last time I remember, he was a coward. Well I guess it's true... In Vaginam Facit Hominem

pit of vaginas

When one of your male friends is being controlled by his girlfriend. There are other instances in when the male will ditch his friends for his girlfriend repeaditly or without warning. Also, constant hanging out and romantic occasions on weekends over nights with the boys may be frequent.
Jordan fell into the pit of vaginas today by going out to lunch with his girlfriend without notice; as he normally goes out with his guy friends.
pit of vaginas by Anonymous #21 November 26, 2007

vaginainia 

Patriotic Sex at Virginia Beach
Hey Bikiki, do you want to go have vaginainia?
Like at Virginia Beach?
Yeah.
Sure!
vaginainia by MF Girls February 8, 2021

vaginabomb 

A vaginabomb is a peniscopter's worst enemy. It causes the penis to become erect, making the peniscopter lose flight.
I was flying fine until some asshole threw vaginabombs at me. After being hit, I got hard and went down.
vaginabomb by HowieFeltersnatch September 22, 2007
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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