Any extended absence in the sexual career of a virile, heterosexual male in order to achieve peace of mind, recover from an STD, unplanned pregnancy, or emotional breakdown. An elective rest or hiatus, often lasting from two months to a year from having sex with multiple female partners. A Vaggatical is elective and does not count if erectile disfunction is involved, or if the guy simply cannot get laid.
I was sleeping with five different women during the same two month period when I realized they were all crazy bitches... I was at a party and four of them were there when I realized it was time to take a Vaggatical.
Enormous, very large, so large as to be likened to a whore's vagina, whorey, slutty, and hollowed out. The biggest possible. Gender specific. Anything you can apply to a worn out hooker's vagina. Hotdog down a hall-way.
She is so worn out she's vagantic!!! Quit acting vagantic!!! Wow, your mom is vagantic!!!
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.