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Vagicaster 

When a woman plays air guitar with one leg up on a chair and strums between her legs.
Melanie was at the bar the other night, she was so drunk she was playing her vagicaster to the live music.

vaginathrob 

female equivilent of a boner.
xxxtragedy:lyke omfgz did you see Arik at the show? his pants were lyke soooo tight.

glittergutsxx: yeah he's a totaly vaginathrob!
vaginathrob by jenifer. July 23, 2006

vaginatarian 

a person whose diet consists of mostly vagina and maybe some watermelon.
- yo donturius is chu tryin to get some cheeseburgers right quick

-absolutley not, I'm a strict vaginatarian, I'll be eating at your mom's house tonight

Elevator-vacator 

Stinky bastard who gets his/her kicks from cracking off hot sulphur clouds all day in elevators.
"See ya later, alligator!"
"Nooo, see YOU later elevator vacator!"
"Gimme five!"

SLAP

Vaginatribe 

A play off of the word "diatribe", a vaginatribe is an impassioned rant delivered by a male in regards to his 1) lack of sex, 2) lack of girlfriend or 3) lack of contact with any females whatsoever. Usually delivered in a whiny way implicating comparisons to a "little bitch", which thus provides dual meaning to the word "vaginatribe".
I just don't understand why I have to spend every night alone listening to my old Dashboard Confessional CD's. How many times will I have to look up at the stars and wonder if she is looking at the same star I am? I just want to be next to her, but she doesn't even see me. I wish I could smell her hair once more before I go to bed.

Jesus Christ, Mark. Is your vaginatribe over yet?
Vaginatribe by DJ DEUCE GROAN February 16, 2010

Vagitorium

The wide open space between a girls legs.
That girl had one huge vagitorium.
Vagitorium by -Ry@n- June 29, 2008