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Vagicaster
Melanie was at the bar the other night, she was so drunk she was playing her vagicaster to the live music.
Vagicaster by Gallowayknowsbest May 18, 2012
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vagicator • vaginator • Vagictory • Vagigator • vagitator • vaginatarian • vaginaterian • vaginatoe • vagicate • vaginatosis
vaginathrob
xxxtragedy:lyke omfgz did you see Arik at the show? his pants were lyke soooo tight.
glittergutsxx: yeah he's a totaly vaginathrob!
glittergutsxx: yeah he's a totaly vaginathrob!
vaginathrob by jenifer. July 23, 2006
vaginatarian
- yo donturius is chu tryin to get some cheeseburgers right quick
-absolutley not, I'm a strict vaginatarian, I'll be eating at your mom's house tonight
-absolutley not, I'm a strict vaginatarian, I'll be eating at your mom's house tonight
vaginatarian by Flowaz in da buildin January 1, 2010
Elevator-vacator
Elevator-vacator by James Gilbertsen February 1, 2004
Vaginatribe
A play off of the word "diatribe", a vaginatribe is an impassioned rant delivered by a male in regards to his 1) lack of sex, 2) lack of girlfriend or 3) lack of contact with any females whatsoever. Usually delivered in a whiny way implicating comparisons to a "little bitch", which thus provides dual meaning to the word "vaginatribe".
I just don't understand why I have to spend every night alone listening to my old Dashboard Confessional CD's. How many times will I have to look up at the stars and wonder if she is looking at the same star I am? I just want to be next to her, but she doesn't even see me. I wish I could smell her hair once more before I go to bed.
Jesus Christ, Mark. Is your vaginatribe over yet?
Jesus Christ, Mark. Is your vaginatribe over yet?
Vaginatribe by DJ DEUCE GROAN February 16, 2010
Vagitorium
Vagitorium by -Ry@n- June 29, 2008
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Pee Calculus
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