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canadian vaginanapped 

having a close friend move to canada because he is under the magic spell of canadian vagina.
My brother in law david was Canadian Vaginanapped. Ya, hes so pussywhipped he now lives in a frozen tundra and shops at IKEA.

vaginnasaurus rex 

a scary lookin' vagina that scares the shit outta you
Dude! I met this girl last night and took her home. About half an hour later I was face-to-face with a vaginnasaurus rex.
vaginnasaurus rex by J Squeaky January 26, 2010

vagianatarine 

A Badass bumpersticker, discribing someone who is a pussy crusher
Stevie:Dude alex look.
Alex: wut.
Stevie:At the back of that car.
Alex:lol.
Danny:im a vagianatarine .
Stevie:Alex watch the rr.
*car hits wall Danny dies*
vagianatarine by fiero man January 14, 2008
When a Male has a banana(dick) but acts like such a bitch that he has become a vagina
Stop bitching and whining, you are being a fucking vaganna
Vaganna by AutonomousCreeper March 1, 2011

vaginnaise 

the semen that drips back out of the vagina once a freshly sexed female stands up or otherwise squirts out. Its intended use is to mix with tuna or spread on bread for the post coitus snack.
Samantha reached into her bedside table and pulled out her tablespoon which she held under her vagina as she stood up to catch the freshly produced vaginnaise. She never likes more than a tablespoon of vaginnasie in her tuna as she has to keep her girlish figure.
vaginnaise by crancix June 24, 2010

Vagianal 

when you fukin her in the cunt and instantly swipe ya big dicker mobamba in her front back, letting her screaming while trying to keep in a huge quantity of hot shit
Chad:"I vagianalized this bitch like

Kowalski does with the facts"
Shaggy:"aight fam, 2 in the pinkish and 1

in what stinks
Vagianal by Bijuramenmdfka July 26, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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