Definitions by yabeanzboii

boob theft 

Not to be confused with the theft of a boob/ies, this inter-relationship occurrence is characterized by the taking of ownership of a partner's mammary glands and accompanying “pillow-like” tissue.

“Let me touch them.” ‘No! They’re my boobs.’ “No, they’re mine!” “Mmmmmmmmmmmm” — boob theft

boob theft by yabeanzboii April 19, 2022

theft by vagina 

Not to be confused with Vagina Theft, this biological phenomenon is characterized by the unexplained disappearance of items when in the company of a vagina/s.

Yooo where’s my earring. Oh nevermind, it’s a classic case of ye ol’ theft by vagina.

theft by vagina by yabeanzboii April 9, 2022