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Retinal Vaginitis 

Uncontrollable staring at a hot piece of ass.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.
After the crash Brad's doctor diagnosed him with Acute Retinal Vaginitis and he was found "not a fault"

The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.

"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"
Retinal Vaginitis by whatstheword August 12, 2012
Related Words

vaginitus 

1. A condition in which the afflicted person comlpains about pain that would affect him/her from participating in any phase of daily life; when in reality, he/she is just being a pussy.
Examples:
a. Kris won't be in to work today because he has vaginitus.
b. Harry can't play ball because he has acute ankle vaginitus(Sore Ankle).
c. Peter won't go out tonight, as usual, because he sufers from chronic vaginitus(He's ALWAYS a pussy).
vaginitus by John T. Black September 8, 2005
n. A vagina that is legendary in both girth and depth, usually covered with a monstrous amount of pubes.
"I was doin' this gal last night and she didn't even notice. I think I have discovered a vagiant."
vagiant by Wendellian October 16, 2005
Giving birth to multiple babies will result in a vagiant.
vagiant by Joejohn October 17, 2013

Vagility Factor

(n.) Used by women to indicate the quality and quantity of attractive men at a given place during a specific period. 2. measure of vaginal wetness induced by a man.
1. The Vagility Factor at that new night club is highest from 9:00pm through 2:30am.

2. He has a high Vagility Factor in my opinion.
Vagility Factor by Ronniucci June 17, 2010

veganity 

A religion for the new millenium, the foundations of which are formed by the principles of veganism. At its core is the desire to curb excessive usage of non renewable resources and thus perpetuate the existance of a habitable planet, and hence the human race.
Thought to have been started by a two vegans and a blog entry somewhere back in '06.
"Dude, I want to do something to make the world a better place."
"Convert to Veganity."
veganity by reincarnatedneutrino November 23, 2006