vagedi
Portmanteau of "vaginal jedi": a woman who has a strange power over men and usually gets whomever she wants but uses her forces for good. Often she is an extroverted nerd or geek whose sexual prowess is surprising.
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vajedi
Noun, plural & singular. A portmanteu of vagina and Jedi, it has multiple meanings.
1. a gynecologist, especially one with mad skillz.
2. a person (male or female) who is an expert at seducing women.
3. a woman using a brightly-colored dildo or vibrator, especially one in bright red or green that makes a low humming sound.
1. a gynecologist, especially one with mad skillz.
2. a person (male or female) who is an expert at seducing women.
3. a woman using a brightly-colored dildo or vibrator, especially one in bright red or green that makes a low humming sound.
Vaggdini
Vagenious
Vagenious by Rawrenolocaust June 27, 2009
vagedy
A vaginal tragedy; a disaster affiliated with the VJ or the areas surrounding, usually brought on by a sexual partner of the vag owner.
"Yo B, last night was going so well until Patrice's sweet spot started oozin' some Nickelodeon shit. It was a total vagedy."
You are not the Valedictorian.
Britany: *stands up and trys to hush the crowd*
I just wanted to thank all you guys for coming out to Marcys party tonight…
Casey: Sit the f**k down. You are not the Valedictorian.
I just wanted to thank all you guys for coming out to Marcys party tonight…
Casey: Sit the f**k down. You are not the Valedictorian.
You are not the Valedictorian. by black.heart.rebel July 8, 2009
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