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Portmanteau of "vaginal jedi": a woman who has a strange power over men and usually gets whomever she wants but uses her forces for good. Often she is an extroverted nerd or geek whose sexual prowess is surprising.
She arrived at the party in a WoW tshirt and black-rimmed nerd glasses. She left with the hottest guy there and 3 others' gamertags. A true vagedi.
vagedi by Aashe November 13, 2011
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The word Vagenie was created by Niccoya T.

It is another word for vagina, because pussy just sounds stank, hairy, and disrespectful. Vagina sounds too clinical for everyday conversation.
My vagenie has a rash.

Rub the vagenie and something will surely come out.
Vagenie by Nicci T. June 12, 2017
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Noun, plural & singular. A portmanteu of vagina and Jedi, it has multiple meanings.

1. a gynecologist, especially one with mad skillz.
2. a person (male or female) who is an expert at seducing women.
3. a woman using a brightly-colored dildo or vibrator, especially one in bright red or green that makes a low humming sound.
1. I'm Dr. Obi-GYN Kenobi, your gynecologist, and I'm a Vajedi Master. Don't underestimate the power of the Forceps.

2. Tyson hooked up with another chick? Man, that guy's a fucking Vajedi!

3. That webcam chick was going at it with a glowing green vibrator like some kind of Vajedi Knight.
vajedi by Talmanes April 23, 2007
The act of disappearing when a mate needs you the most
Hey where is rob? I dont know man, he was just here. He must have pulled a Vaggdini
Vaggdini by Glynn82 August 6, 2015
FoB: I'm going to the gynocologist tomorrow...
Person #2: Oh, you mean the vagenious?
Vagenious by Rawrenolocaust June 27, 2009
A vaginal tragedy; a disaster affiliated with the VJ or the areas surrounding, usually brought on by a sexual partner of the vag owner.
"Yo B, last night was going so well until Patrice's sweet spot started oozin' some Nickelodeon shit. It was a total vagedy."
vagedy by Illin38 May 10, 2009

You are not the Valedictorian.

When someone decides to make an impromptu speech at a party or event.
Britany: *stands up and trys to hush the crowd*

I just wanted to thank all you guys for coming out to Marcys party tonight…

Casey: Sit the f**k down. You are not the Valedictorian.
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