vagenda: (origin, Fringe, Walterism) from - vagina agenda
(n.) the act of fooling a man into thinking you're his girlfriend, while his real girlfriend is trapped in another universe, by using your vagina, so you can steal valuable information and ancient pieces of technology.
A guy named Adam that loves to pretend to work from home. A Vagadam also loves to make himself seem more important in the eyes of people around him by using big words and can't hang at party limo.
Vagadam: Hey guys another stomach flu is going through our house blah blah blah lie lie lie.... I'll be working from home. I might even just take the week off
Non-Vagadams: Sounds good Vagadam
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Vagadam: Oh man~ I just had 3 wine coolers - I feel light headed ... Wifey come take care of me!!!
Non-Vagadams: You are such a Vagadam, Wifey come take care of me too.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.