APPendectomy 

removal of an app from your smartphone because it looked like a fun waste of time but now it is just really just annoying and taking up screen real estate on your phone

I loaded up on free apps on my phone but wanted to add some cooler ones so I performed an APPendectomy to get rid of those time and space wasters.

APPendectomy by Tiffwit March 19, 2010

appendectomy 

An appendectomy, also called appendisectomy or appendicectomy, is a surgical operation in which the vermiform appendix (a portion of the intestine) is removed. Appendectomy is normally performed as an urgent or emergency procedure to treat acute appendicitis. Appendectomy may be performed laparoscopically (as minimally invasive surgery) or as an open operation.

He will be out for 1 to 2 weeks because of an appendectomy.

appendectomy by Gervy May 28, 2019

Mississippi Appendectomy 

An involuntary sterilization. During the heyday of the American eugenics movement (1920s and 1930s), poor black women were frequently given hysterectomies or tubal ligations against their will and without their knowledge. It was considered particularly frequent in the Deep South.

She went into the doctor for a cold and came out with a Mississippi appendectomy.

Mississippi Appendectomy by Richelle May 21, 2006

appandectomy 

The surgical removal of all traces and knowledge of a pandemic, allowing the patient to move freely about, without mask, without distancing, without concern for the safety of others.

That guy walking right up to you, coughing and passing you by an inch? He's had an appandectomy, with nothing left for him to worry about, except the tilt of his 'make America great again' hat.

appandectomy by Monkey's Dad July 29, 2020

appendectomite 

a poor soul who has undergone an appendectomy before.
this is unfortunate as recent studies show that it is actually the appendix, not the balls, where pee is stored. however, dr john appendix is trying to make artificial appendixes to solve this issue.

i have deeply hated my son ever since i found out that he was an appendectomite, the weak-ass-appendix-having ass

appendectomite by dr john appendix April 5, 2024

appendectomite 

a poor soul who has undergone an appendectomy before.
this is unfortunate as recent studies show that it is actually the appendix, not the balls, where pee is stored. however, dr john appendix is trying to make artificial appendixes to solve this issue

i have deeply hated my son ever since i found out that he was an appendectomite, the weak-ass-appendix-having ass

appendectomite by dr john appendix April 5, 2024