Vageda

A man with a large dick who loves to eat a lot a vagina.

Man: "Fuck me that bloke can eat a pussy"
Woman: "See the size of his cock... Fucking huge!"
Man: "That bloke is the maddest Vageda I've ever seen!"

by BillyBob696969 September 5, 2011

Vagetarian

Either a straight male or lesbian. Generally only used to describe lesbians

Shelley, my boyfriends best friend is a real hunk and currently single, I could introduce you. Thanks but no thanks I've become a Vagetarian.

by Da Real JZ January 1, 2009

Vagenda

vagenda: (origin, Fringe, Walterism) from - vagina agenda
(n.) the act of fooling a man into thinking you're his girlfriend, while his real girlfriend is trapped in another universe, by using your vagina, so you can steal valuable information and ancient pieces of technology.

He fell right into her vagenda!

by Dani. Definition by Lauren. December 3, 2010

Vagadam

A guy named Adam that loves to pretend to work from home. A Vagadam also loves to make himself seem more important in the eyes of people around him by using big words and can't hang at party limo.

Vagadam: Hey guys another stomach flu is going through our house blah blah blah lie lie lie.... I'll be working from home. I might even just take the week off

Non-Vagadams: Sounds good Vagadam

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Vagadam: Oh man~ I just had 3 wine coolers - I feel light headed ... Wifey come take care of me!!!

Non-Vagadams: You are such a Vagadam, Wifey come take care of me too.

by Non-Vagadam December 23, 2009

Vagenda

Using your feminine wiles to accomplish evil ends.

“It’s all because of that temptress. She tricked my son with her carnal manipulations and he fell right into her vagenda!”

by reddoornumberone December 4, 2010

vagedy

A vaginal tragedy; a disaster affiliated with the VJ or the areas surrounding, usually brought on by a sexual partner of the vag owner.

"Yo B, last night was going so well until Patrice's sweet spot started oozin' some Nickelodeon shit. It was a total vagedy."

by Illin38 May 10, 2009

Vageanie

A girl, or anyone with a vagina, who will let you do whatever you want with their body.

1. Yo, man, a vageanie granted me three wishes last night!

2. Hey, Carlos, is your mom a vageanie?

by anon, bitches. May 25, 2008