valitosis

Quite simply, a smelly ass pussy. A twat in dire need of a douche.

Damn, that chick Marlenda has a bad case of valitosis.

by Dirty Roach October 30, 2007

Phallic halitosis

Bad breath resulting from frequent cocksucking. Usually contains a hint of smagma and/or semen.

I hooked up with this chick Jaime last night but she had a bad case of phallic halitosis. Because of this, in lieu of foreplay I went straight to the Phoenix Dip to exacerbate her condition.

by -=Quickie=- April 8, 2008

halitosis

When your mouth and asshole smell the same.

by J. Michael Reiter August 15, 2003

Halitosis

Stank-ass breath that makes you want to die. Commonly found in old people (particularly professors who drink too much coffee) and college students who don't brush their teeth and are prone to sucking too much cock.

Lordy, Bobby's halitosis was worse than usual today. He must've rolled straight in from that trick of his.

by CalvinistHobbs December 12, 2010

Vagitosis

halitosis of the vagina

Her vagitosis was so bad, she had to douche with mentos.

by JonTheRipper October 5, 2009

vaginosis

A vaginal infection causing one's "business" to smell like pike place market on a hot sunday afternoon. See: Esther Ramirez.

When Esther's vaginosis makes you'r eyes water.

by alawishous 5000 bling bling May 16, 2008

halitosis

You know when you fart and it clears an entire room, well imagine that being condensed into someone’s mouth. That is the smell of halitosis.

Philips, your breath reeks, you have halitosis

by concerned peer May 21, 2003