A word used to express the highest amount possible: a number which is equal to all female sexual reproductive organs that ever were and ever will be (past, present, and future) including humans, animals, and plant life.

"There are a vagillion things I'd rather be doing right now than Calculus homework."

Vagillion by The Mighty Ashphrodite February 11, 2009

Get the Vagillion mug.

Vagillionaire

Something you call somone who has sex with millions of girls.

Dude, you are such a Vagillionaire, i heard you slept with the whole cheer squad, twice!

Vagillionaire by Obiiterate July 27, 2010

Get the Vagillionaire mug.

vagillion

A extremely large, uncountable number of women.

On January 21st 2017, a vagillion women marched in the United States and around the world in support of Women's rights and in protest of the new Trump administration.

vagillion by JenniferCallan January 23, 2017

Get the vagillion mug.

VAGINILLION

A BIG NUMBER

DUDE THAT WAS LIKE A VAGINILLION YEARS AGO.

VAGINILLION by Franklinknowswhereyoulive January 11, 2009

Get the VAGINILLION mug.

trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on October 5, 2026

Get the trucker's tan mug.

kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

Word of the Day on October 4, 2026

Get the kidulting mug.

Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Get the Boffin mug.

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

Word of the Day on October 2, 2026