vagamites

(vag-e-mights)
1.The act of multiple people viciously eating a woman's vagina out at the same time.

2.To have crabs and loose recently shaven hairs around clitorus.

Guy 1:"Man that bitch was fresh last night"
Guy 2:"Yeah i know, do you remember what the hell did she called us?"
Guy 1:"i think she kept calling us, Vagamites"
Guy 2:"That shit was weird tho."

Steve:"Dude that Stripper was nasty, she looked like she had vagamites crawling outta her panties."

by Tman1993 June 9, 2013

Vagomiter

A serial vagina-vomiter; someone who repeatedly vomits in vaginas..

Eric was the biggest vagomiter in the neighborhood, and all the ladies knew to stay away from his house; fuckin' Eric.

by Synnamon March 27, 2015

vagaries

The combo of your vagina and your ovaries

I had surgery on my vagaries.

by The two musketeers November 26, 2018

vagamite

not unlike a hutterite, the vagamite is a vagaterian living a communal zionistic lifestyle along side other women whos diet consists of only vagina.

have you heard about cousin Daralanne, apparently she now lives on a Vagamite colony in Northern BC. Apparently all she does is eat Rug!

by blender toast cubicpluotonium May 8, 2013

Vaganitus

A disease which strikes males only. Symptons include sprouting vaginas on your body, becoming very lazy and boring, and acting like a complete pussy. First contracted by Stan Marsh on South Park.

man... james' new girlfriend must have gave him vaganitus cause he has been actin like a pussy lately

by c@m@z0nD@m@z0n June 30, 2009

Vagatitus

Vagatitus.....A disease of the mind, common to men in their thirty's. Symptoms include but are not limited to, living in their mothers basement, playing in a band that never seems to play anywhere, hitting on every girl they see, while driving a mini van, masturbating in front of a full length mirror while listening to "eye of the tiger" and thinking about Clubber Lang in boxer shorts, and forcing small woodland animals to have sex with them. This disease is incurable and the afflicted should be immediately euthanized.

EXAMPLE… "Did you see Tom's new guitar? His mother bought it for him because he has Vagatitus

by smendez April 11, 2010

vaginites

A special breed of people that bite off a rapist's penis during an attack

Lady 1: A heard on the news the other day that a rapist's penis had been bitten off

Lady 2: Yes, thats justice served... I'm so happy the that vaginites taught that low life scum a lesson.

by Ragga man October 16, 2010